Ashleigh Brilliant
Ashleigh Brilliant
Ashleigh Ellwood Brilliantis an author and syndicated cartoonist born in London, UK, and living in Santa Barbara, California, USA. He is best known for his Pot-Shots, single-panel illustrations with one-line humorous remarks, which began syndication in the United States of America in 1975. Brilliant achieved American citizenship in 1969...
taken important ridiculous
Life is too important to be taken as a joke, but too ridiculous to be taken seriously.
trying valuable prove-myself
My time is far too valuable for me to spend any of it trying to improve myself.
problem life-is solutions
Life is not a problem - Life is the closest God has yet come to a solution.
I have seen the future! Go back!
life-is importance constant
All I ask of Life is a constant and exaggerated sense of my own importance.
worry needs please
Please don't tell me there's no need to worry, it's the only thing I'm any good at.
pain littles settling
Once I wanted total happiness - now I will settle for a little less pain.
sick healthy cost
It costs money to stay healthy, but it's even more expensive to get sick.
giving-up struggle giving
At what point in my struggle with nature will nature finally give up?
heart people done
Take heart! Many great things have been done by people in poor mental health.
self warning caution
Caution! Be very careful of false, meaningless, self-contradictory, and not even very funny warnings, like this one.
eye hands brain
The hand can be quicker than the eye, and the mouth can be quicker than the brain.
office taxes communicate
To the Tax Office: All is over between us. Please don't attempt to communicate with me again.
believe may please
Please don't believe everything you hear about me, regardless of how true it may be.