Ashleigh Brilliant
Ashleigh Brilliant
Ashleigh Ellwood Brilliantis an author and syndicated cartoonist born in London, UK, and living in Santa Barbara, California, USA. He is best known for his Pot-Shots, single-panel illustrations with one-line humorous remarks, which began syndication in the United States of America in 1975. Brilliant achieved American citizenship in 1969...
want way unreasonable
How can you call it unreasonable when all I want is my own way?
talking trying harm
There's no harm in talking to yourself, but try to avoid telling yourself jokes you've heard before.
The more sure you are, the more wrong you can be.
trying caught knows
Do what you know is right, but try not to get caught.
size underestimate problem
Never underestimate the size and scope of my problems.
You are what you eat, but eventually you become what eats you.
pain suffering littles
Why is there still so much pain and suffering being produced when there's so little demand for it?
communication littles difficult
Communication with the dead is only a little more difficult than communication with some of the living.
has-beens happened could-have-been
What happened to you could have been worse - it could have happened to me.
believe sight firsts
Do you believe in apathy at first sight?
sacrifice errors people
We're still benefiting from the sacrifices of people long dead, but we're also suffering from their errors.
problem should dies
What should I do if my problems aren't all solved by the time I die?
Is there life in other families?
people tables seems
Even with a round table, some people always seem able to sit at the head of it.