Ashleigh Brilliant
Ashleigh Brilliant
Ashleigh Ellwood Brilliantis an author and syndicated cartoonist born in London, UK, and living in Santa Barbara, California, USA. He is best known for his Pot-Shots, single-panel illustrations with one-line humorous remarks, which began syndication in the United States of America in 1975. Brilliant achieved American citizenship in 1969...
reason-why reason plans
One possible reason why things aren't going according to plan is that there never was a plan.
brilliant opinion ifs
If you don't like my opinion of you, you can always improve
funny life warning
It could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others.
fitness massage brilliant
Sometimes the most urgent and vital thing you can possibly do is take a complete rest.
alliances conquer hoping-for-the-best
Having failed to conquer myself, my best hope now is to arrange an alliance with myself.
giving-up habit satisfying
I'll give up my bad habits as soon as equally satisfying good habits become available.
sarcasm past action
The time for action is past! Now is the time for senseless bickering!
trying remember i-can
How can I be sure I've succeeded, if I can't remember what I was trying to do
sarcasm want brilliant
I want either less corruption, or more chance to participate in it.
obstacles truth-is discovering
The greatest obstacle to discovering the truth is being convinced that you already know it.
inspirational stay-strong kindness
Be kind to unkind people. They need it the most.
alone ends fingertips
There is a whole world which I alone rule, but it ends at my fingertips
absolutely lie lies-and-lying please sure unless
Please don't lie to me, unless you're absolutely sure I'll never find out the truth.
chance either less
I either want less corruption, or more chance to participate in it.