Ashleigh Brilliant

Ashleigh Brilliant
Ashleigh Ellwood Brilliantis an author and syndicated cartoonist born in London, UK, and living in Santa Barbara, California, USA. He is best known for his Pot-Shots, single-panel illustrations with one-line humorous remarks, which began syndication in the United States of America in 1975. Brilliant achieved American citizenship in 1969...
funny sarcastic humble
My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I'm right.
inspirational-life moments better-person
At any moment, I could start being a better person...but which moment should I choose?
littles busy little-things
I could do great things, if I weren't so busy doing little things.
school how-to-be-happy teach
I don't know how to be happy - They didn't teach it in my school
brilliant fantasy abandoned
I have abandoned my search for truth and am now looking for a good fantasy
hard-work ideas people
Good ideas are common - what's uncommon are people who will work hard enough to bring them about.
answers problem
Most of my problems have no answer or else the answer is worse than the problem.
reality insane doe
Why does merely attempting to understand Reality so often seem to lead to going insane?
chance
The longer I live, the less chance I'll ever recover from what life keeps doing to me.
long hours unemployed
I was unemployed for a long time, but I couldn't adjust to the hours.
men differences interesting
There are no important differences between men and women, but the unimportant ones are sometimes very interesting.
Everything takes longer than you expect, even when you expect it to take longer than you expect.
humorous profound insane
My sources are unreliable, but their information is fascinating.
hurt forgive-me competition
Forgive me for allowing myself to be hurt by you so easily.