Ashleigh Brilliant
Ashleigh Brilliant
Ashleigh Ellwood Brilliantis an author and syndicated cartoonist born in London, UK, and living in Santa Barbara, California, USA. He is best known for his Pot-Shots, single-panel illustrations with one-line humorous remarks, which began syndication in the United States of America in 1975. Brilliant achieved American citizenship in 1969...
work trying relax
Try to relax and enjoy the crisis.
numbers increase has-beens
There has been an alarming increase in the number of things you know nothing about.
hurt ive-learned failing
We can all learn from our failures. What I've learned is how much it hurts to fail.
education teaching giving
By the miracle of teaching, I can give you some of my ability, without losing any of it myself.
lunch together have-courage
We must have courage, faith, and lunch together sometime soon.
impossible sometimes embarrassing
It's sometimes easier to do the impossible than to do the embarrassing.
coffee ifs
If coffee didn't exist, somebody would have to invent it for me very soon.
change future past
Nothing we do can change the past, but everything we do changes the future.
reason-why reason plans
One possible reason why things aren't going according to plan is that there never was a plan.
brilliant opinion ifs
If you don't like my opinion of you, you can always improve
funny life warning
It could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others.
fitness massage brilliant
Sometimes the most urgent and vital thing you can possibly do is take a complete rest.
alliances conquer hoping-for-the-best
Having failed to conquer myself, my best hope now is to arrange an alliance with myself.
giving-up habit satisfying
I'll give up my bad habits as soon as equally satisfying good habits become available.