Ashleigh Brilliant
Ashleigh Brilliant
Ashleigh Ellwood Brilliantis an author and syndicated cartoonist born in London, UK, and living in Santa Barbara, California, USA. He is best known for his Pot-Shots, single-panel illustrations with one-line humorous remarks, which began syndication in the United States of America in 1975. Brilliant achieved American citizenship in 1969...
names firsts trouble
Some of my troubles are so familiar, I know them by their first names.
certainty-in-life trouble certainty
It's good to have some certainty in life, even if it's only that I'm in deep trouble.
trouble method ends
Time will end all my troubles, but I don't always approve of Time's methods.
sex trouble reason
The trouble is that sex is a force of nature, and reason is not.
books others saved trouble
Some books makes me want to go adventuring, others feel that they have saved me the trouble
alone ends fingertips
There is a whole world which I alone rule, but it ends at my fingertips
together relax tension
Please don't tell me to relax, it's only my tension that's holding me together.
trying patient life-is
Life is an incurable condition: the only known treatment is to try to keep the patient comfortable.
order mind trying
In order to keep an open mind, I am trying to avoid learning anything.
waiting earth tasks
The task I've been given seems absurd: To wait here on earth until I no longer exist.
next life-is objects
My main object in life is to see what will happen next.
speak dangerous nothing-but-the-truth
Speak nothing but the truth, and you'll soon be considered dangerous.
struggle humanity records
History records no more gallant struggle than that of humanity against the truth.
decision gone research
It's amazing how much research has gone into making some of the worst decisions.