Ashleigh Brilliant
Ashleigh Brilliant
Ashleigh Ellwood Brilliantis an author and syndicated cartoonist born in London, UK, and living in Santa Barbara, California, USA. He is best known for his Pot-Shots, single-panel illustrations with one-line humorous remarks, which began syndication in the United States of America in 1975. Brilliant achieved American citizenship in 1969...
trying patient life-is
Life is an incurable condition: the only known treatment is to try to keep the patient comfortable.
order mind trying
In order to keep an open mind, I am trying to avoid learning anything.
trying groaning rhythm
If you must keep groaning, please try to do it in a rhythm I can dance to.
trying
I try to take life as it comes, and just hope it keeps coming.
moving clouds trying
I'm just moving clouds today, tomorrow I'll try mountains.
disappointment missing trying
If you never try anything new, you'll miss many of the world's great disappointments.
trying shallow ends
Life can be very deep, but I'm trying to stay at the shallow end.
talking trying harm
There's no harm in talking to yourself, but try to avoid telling yourself jokes you've heard before.
trying caught knows
Do what you know is right, but try not to get caught.
trying valuable prove-myself
My time is far too valuable for me to spend any of it trying to improve myself.
trying brilliant being-the-best
Try to be the best of what you are, even if what you are is no good.
change laughing trying
If you can neither accept it or change it, try to laugh at it.
people volunteer trying
If you can't go where people are happier, try to make people happier where you are.
work trying relax
Try to relax and enjoy the crisis.