Ashleigh Brilliant
Ashleigh Brilliant
Ashleigh Ellwood Brilliantis an author and syndicated cartoonist born in London, UK, and living in Santa Barbara, California, USA. He is best known for his Pot-Shots, single-panel illustrations with one-line humorous remarks, which began syndication in the United States of America in 1975. Brilliant achieved American citizenship in 1969...
struggle humanity records
History records no more gallant struggle than that of humanity against the truth.
decision gone research
It's amazing how much research has gone into making some of the worst decisions.
past hands worried
The future seems to be in good hands, it's the past I'm worried about.
long mind insane
There's nothing on my mind that couldn't be expressed by a long insane outburst of hysterical rage.
dying small-parts
Dying is a part of living, but only a very small part.
There's so much to learn and so much of it not worth learning.
I have just discovered the truth, and can't understand why everybody isn't eager to hear it.
ifs i-can
If I can survive death, I can probably survive anything.
progress helping
You can't stop progress, but you can help decide what is progress and what isn't.
men can-do
Women can do anything men can do, but often have more sense than even to be interested.
stars believe employment
I believe the stars can affect human lives, particularly by providing employment for thousands of astrologers.
stupidity expenses connecting
At great expense, we have built a vast system of inter-connecting stupidities.
fall
Things are gradually falling into place on top of me.
faults recognition talent
I have many unrecognized talents, but my faults have somehow succeeded in securing wide recognition.