Ashleigh Brilliant
Ashleigh Brilliant
Ashleigh Ellwood Brilliantis an author and syndicated cartoonist born in London, UK, and living in Santa Barbara, California, USA. He is best known for his Pot-Shots, single-panel illustrations with one-line humorous remarks, which began syndication in the United States of America in 1975. Brilliant achieved American citizenship in 1969...
trouble method ends
Time will end all my troubles, but I don't always approve of Time's methods.
men different well-known
It's well-known that men and women are different but it keeps being re-discovered with great excitement.
brake defective objectives
I will stop at nothing to reach my objective, but only because my brakes are defective.
motivational self long
As long as I have you there is just one other thing I'll always need - tremendous self control.
love hardship
I could do without many things with no hardship-you are not one of them.
resolution negotiation diplomacy
If you can't go around it, over it, or through it, you had better negotiate with it.
dream memories past
Keep some souvenirs of your past, or how will you ever prove it wasn't all a dream?
running good-friend running-away
A good friend is worth pursuing... but why would a good friend be running away?
crazy
Is it you and I who are crazy, or is it everybody else?
sarcastic together faults
We've been through so much together, and most of it was your fault.
sarcastic mind want
I want to reach your mind - where is it currently located?
sacrifice past our-past
We owe it to our past futile sacrifices to continue making further futile sacrifices.
freedom-of-speech misunderstood speech
Beware! Freedom of speech also includes the freedom to be misunderstood.
quality price-of-freedom deteriorating
The price of freedom keeps going up, but the quality keeps deteriorating.