Ashleigh Brilliant
Ashleigh Brilliant
Ashleigh Ellwood Brilliantis an author and syndicated cartoonist born in London, UK, and living in Santa Barbara, California, USA. He is best known for his Pot-Shots, single-panel illustrations with one-line humorous remarks, which began syndication in the United States of America in 1975. Brilliant achieved American citizenship in 1969...
desperate enough conditions
I'm not yet desperate enough to do anything about the conditions that are making me desperate.
mind body virtue
I could live a better life if I had a better mind and a better body
want way what-you-want
Here is a guaranteed way to get more of what you want: want less.
satisfaction excess brilliant
Somehow I reached excess without ever noticing when I was passing through satisfaction.
uplifting chance life-is
My life is a performance for which I was never given any chance to rehearse.
ideas mind easy
My mind contains many good ideas, but it's not always easy to squeeze one out.
statistics figures officials
According to the latest official figures, 43% of all statistics are totally worthless.
sometimes left
Things are sometimes better left as they are, but you can't be sure until you change them.
secret disregard found
I've found the secret of happiness, total disregard of everybody.
complicated problem sometimes
By using your intelligence, you can sometimes make your problems twice as complicated.
gone brilliant
Before i knew the best part of my life had come ,it had gone....
may-not-be-perfect excellent i-may-not-be
I may not be perfect, but parts of me are excellent
brilliant enjoy funny-bumper-sticker
If you can't learn to do it well, learn to enjoy doing it badly.
moving home where-you-are
Unless you move, the place where you are is the place where you will always be.