Quotes by 'Andy Kindler'

Andy Kindler

Andy Kindleris an American comedian from New York City who resides in Los Angeles...

work

I've never been paid as a prognosticator. I don't get a lot of work as a mentalist.

given mind

I've given myself permission to say whatever's on my mind when I'm on stage.

against appeal

I'm tired of demographic appeal being more important than talent. I want to fight against that.

currently enjoy worth

I'm on a mission. If I can make even one person not enjoy something they're currently enjoying, it's all worth it!

trying

I'm not trying to do anything except entertain America.

louis

I'm not really in Louis CK's circle. It'd probably be harder if we were really close and I went off on him.

albert best brooks director love received screenplay

I would like Albert Brooks to have received the Oscars for best actor, best director and best screenplay for 'Modern Romance.' I love that movie.

I will say that I wasn't susceptible to Tony Robbins-like pitches, even as a younger man.

jason

I wanted to like 'Up in the Air' - I like Jason Reitman - but Vera Farmiga left me cold.

I try to go out for everything. I go out for any acting stuff that comes up, and voice-over stuff.

tracy

I don't know what Tracy Morgan does onstage, but I can assure you, it's no act.

people trying

I don't hate Dane Cook, but I am trying to go after people I think are capable of more.

comedian consider takes terrible time

I don't consider myself a political comedian because it's so hard. It takes time away from me saying terrible things about TV.

sold

I did not sell Amway, but I sold Shaklee, which was an Amway-type product sold through multi-level marketing.