Andy Kindler
Andy Kindler
Andy Kindleris an American comedian from New York City who resides in Los Angeles...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth16 October 1956
CityNew York City, NY
CountryUnited States of America
life people wanna
I'm not a confrontational person in real life, so I really don't wanna get into arguments or fistfights with people I'm making fun of.
adam bad deli dresses entertainment love opinions people says twin
I have so many strong opinions on the entertainment industry, but if I'm in a deli somewhere, and someone says they love that Adam Sandler movie where he dresses up as his twin sister - well, I don't want to make people feel bad for how they feel about things. I'm always courteous, not mean.
unless
You can't go wrong with pizza, unless it's terrible pizza.
stuff realizing rage
Some of my stuff, I realize is just rage.
years firsts hours
I watched Anderson Cooper 360 for a year before I realized that the second hour was a repeat of the first. I just thought his reporting seemed familiar.
people guy maps
I have no sympathy for the people who went to Charlie Sheen's show and were disappointed. That didn't seem very organized! That guy's all over the map!
apology guy apologizing
Tracy Morgan apologizes for his homophobic rant, still no apologies for the sketch about the guy living under the street.
sarcastic creativity class
I watched Master Class with Lorne Michaels on OWN. How can somebody produce a sketch show and talk for an hour and not say something even slightly amusing, or sarcastic, or ironic, or interesting, or informative? 'My mission as a producer is to encourage creativity.' Mission accomplished.
invention
Some of my inventions didn't take off. I invented a url lengthener.
nastiness tvs
I don't like any nastiness on tv unless it's coming from me.
pie giving people
People are trying so hard to become famous. Johnny Marbles, he tried to throw a pie in Rupert Murdoch's face. What do I gotta do, give Sumner Redstone a wedgie?
kids practice bills
Maybe Bill Maher should just practice his monologue a few times before the show, so he wouldn't find it so hilarious. But I kid the asshole.
believe book comedian
I don't believe in burning holy books, but I am organizing a protest. I'll be burning all my Dennis Miller VHS cassettes as a special protest. I don't want to hear the introduction 'you may have seen our next comedian on the Hannity show'.
clean felt
Ever since I've switched to the clean syringes, I've never felt better in my entire life.