Andy Kindler
Andy Kindler
Andy Kindleris an American comedian from New York City who resides in Los Angeles...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth16 October 1956
CityNew York City, NY
CountryUnited States of America
jesus believe thinking
If I don't believe in Jesus, maybe I don't believe in Hell. Did you ever think of that? You're so excited about it, why don't you go to Hell? It's your concept; you invented it.
moving thinking years
Judah Friedlander, I'm ok with you being the world champion for a few years more. That's a hook with legs. But I think he should make one more hat, that says 'there's a limit to how funny words on a hat can be'. And then move to a chapeau.
thinking laughing ferguson
I don't think there's anything Craig Ferguson could say that would make me laugh. Ad-libbing is not the same as entertainment.
song thinking hurricanes
I love whenever they downgrade a hurricane to a tropical depression, because I always think of a tropical depression as how I feel three songs into a Jimmy Buffett concert.
good maybe
If everything was good, maybe I wouldn't have a career. I wouldn't have anything to make fun of.
books life sold time
I've sold a lot of different product. Very briefly, I sold Time Life Books on the phone.
work
I've never been paid as a prognosticator. I don't get a lot of work as a mentalist.
given mind
I've given myself permission to say whatever's on my mind when I'm on stage.
against appeal
I'm tired of demographic appeal being more important than talent. I want to fight against that.
currently enjoy worth
I'm on a mission. If I can make even one person not enjoy something they're currently enjoying, it's all worth it!
trying
I'm not trying to do anything except entertain America.
louis
I'm not really in Louis CK's circle. It'd probably be harder if we were really close and I went off on him.
albert best brooks director love received screenplay
I would like Albert Brooks to have received the Oscars for best actor, best director and best screenplay for 'Modern Romance.' I love that movie.
I will say that I wasn't susceptible to Tony Robbins-like pitches, even as a younger man.