Andy Kindler
Andy Kindler
Andy Kindleris an American comedian from New York City who resides in Los Angeles...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth16 October 1956
CityNew York City, NY
CountryUnited States of America
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If everything was good, maybe I wouldn't have a career. I wouldn't have anything to make fun of.
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You tell me that 'Date Night' was good? I'm not going to see it. I will debate you on it, having no knowledge of the footage in the film. I was next to someone on the plane watching it, and they were dozing off.
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Why did God have to make Mo'Nique a good actress? What was God thinking when he decided to give Mo'Nique acting chops. Now we have to endure Mo'Nique comedy specials.
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When I played a club in Salt Lake City, I complained to the crowd about the low turnout. It's always good to berate the people who paid to see you because you're upset about the people who didn't show up. It's called misplaced anger, and without it, I wouldn't have an act.
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Most of the people in my family were pretty funny. Everyone had a good sense of humor. I came to California right after college, wanting to be a musician.
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I sold door to door for a couple years. As the years recede from the event, I remember less about it, which is probably good for my mind. It was home improvement in Cerritos California, Buena Park, that area.
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I've sold a lot of different product. Very briefly, I sold Time Life Books on the phone.
work
I've never been paid as a prognosticator. I don't get a lot of work as a mentalist.
given mind
I've given myself permission to say whatever's on my mind when I'm on stage.
against appeal
I'm tired of demographic appeal being more important than talent. I want to fight against that.
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I'm on a mission. If I can make even one person not enjoy something they're currently enjoying, it's all worth it!
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I'm not trying to do anything except entertain America.
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I'm not really in Louis CK's circle. It'd probably be harder if we were really close and I went off on him.
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I would like Albert Brooks to have received the Oscars for best actor, best director and best screenplay for 'Modern Romance.' I love that movie.