Quotes by 'Andy Kindler'

Andy Kindler

Andy Kindleris an American comedian from New York City who resides in Los Angeles...

front object people

There are so many people who just want a flashy object in front of their eyes and don't want to think at all; I find that disturbing.

best heat picture won

'The Graduate' should have won best picture over 'In the Heat of the Night.'

morning wake

My goal isn't to wake up in the morning and hurt people's feelings.

although exactly supposed

My goal is to be exactly how I am offstage - although I realize I'm supposed to punctuate it with jokes.

fear

My big fear is that I'll put down so many people, I'll have to leave show biz.

Jimmy Fallon is handsome. This is an indisputable fact.

good maybe

If everything was good, maybe I wouldn't have a career. I wouldn't have anything to make fun of.

books life sold time

I've sold a lot of different product. Very briefly, I sold Time Life Books on the phone.

work

I've never been paid as a prognosticator. I don't get a lot of work as a mentalist.

given mind

I've given myself permission to say whatever's on my mind when I'm on stage.

against appeal

I'm tired of demographic appeal being more important than talent. I want to fight against that.

currently enjoy worth

I'm on a mission. If I can make even one person not enjoy something they're currently enjoying, it's all worth it!

trying

I'm not trying to do anything except entertain America.

louis

I'm not really in Louis CK's circle. It'd probably be harder if we were really close and I went off on him.