Andy Kindler
Andy Kindler
Andy Kindleris an American comedian from New York City who resides in Los Angeles...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth16 October 1956
CityNew York City, NY
CountryUnited States of America
training diagnosis knows
I don't really know what's wrong with Jay Leno. I don't have the training to make a professional diagnosis.
roots bait watches
Whenever I watch the beginning of Jimmy Fallon, I feel like I should sue the Roots for bait and switch.
redneck guy barrels
Larry the Cable Guy has signed a deal with Cracker Barrel. Not the store. He signed a deal with a barrel full of angry rednecks.
car guy mopeds
Pixar has announced Larry the Cable Guy will be starring in Cars 3 thru 6. Howie Mandel will be playing his sidekick, Mopey the Moped.
couple years holocaust
I'm Jewish... We're a very nervous group. Paranoid. Anxiety-ridden. Maybe that Hitler thing made us a little jumpy. Nothing like a Holocaust to make you mind your Ps and Qs for a couple hundred years I always say.
eye blood years
George Lopez has to get a physical comedy checkup every year to make sure his bulging eyes don't get out of control... Good news George... you are humor free! There's no sign of comedy anywhere in your blood stream.
couple kevin
Kevin James is going to do a couple of specials. One's called It's Getting Muggy In Here.
months hips pockets
Dave Rath is recovering. A month ago he had hip pocket replacement surgery.
perseverance awards graduates
BJ Novak gets the Perseverance Award for graduating from Harvard and being unemployed for the entire plane ride to Los Angeles.
milk should opening
Milk should be refrigerated even before opening.
bells telephones firsts
Alexander Graham Bell was the first person to ever sarcastically say hello. Hellooo, I invented the telephone!
names upset driving
I noticed when I was driving around that they changed the name of the Interborough Parkway to the Jackie Robinson Parkway. And the Interborough family is very upset about this...
guy conan desks
Once when Larry the Cable Guy was on Conan's show, Conan O'Brien was so offended by Larry's material, he had to walk away from the desk he was so offended.
cat kevin vehicle
My cat's fully capable of speaking, but he says he's afraid of me turning it into a Kevin James vehicle.