Andy Kindler
Andy Kindler
Andy Kindleris an American comedian from New York City who resides in Los Angeles...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth16 October 1956
CityNew York City, NY
CountryUnited States of America
jesus believe thinking
If I don't believe in Jesus, maybe I don't believe in Hell. Did you ever think of that? You're so excited about it, why don't you go to Hell? It's your concept; you invented it.
doe stage knows
I don't know what Tracy Morgan does on stage, but I can assure you it's no act.
sorry holocaust pretending
I'm sorry and ashamed to report that I'm not actually a Jew. I was pretending to be a Jew to minimize the holocaust.
believe character careers
I believe at the end of my career I'll be retired into the recurring character hall of fame.
wizards shows convince
I'm on a show called Wizards of Wavery Place, and I like it, but I'm unable to convince my Tivo that I wouldn't also like iCarly.
adam ifs
Adam Carolla is like Hitler if Hitler wasn’t funny.
war people boots
They shouldn't call anything a boot camp unless you're going off to war. Standup boot camp has been a fantastic thing, for the people putting it on. They keep you out in the woods and won't let you come back until you're funny. Lenny Bruce came up with his Religions Inc. bit on a day hike.
moving thinking years
Judah Friedlander, I'm ok with you being the world champion for a few years more. That's a hook with legs. But I think he should make one more hat, that says 'there's a limit to how funny words on a hat can be'. And then move to a chapeau.
summer bisexual weather
I don't know if it's the weather or what's going on - the summer or something like that - but recently I've been feeling extremely bisexual. I don't know what it is. I don't know what's going on, but I walked down the street and, suddenly, the ladies are looking awfully good to me.
christian jobs doctors
Jewish people, we don't need the money. We're doctors and lawyers. It's the Christians who can't hold a steady job and have to go on TV and ask for money.
real believe conspiracy
I believe conspiracy theories are part of a larger conspiracy to distract us from the real conspiracy. String theory.
parks-and-rec entertainment tvs
Entertainment Weekly said that Parks and Rec is the smartest comedy on tv. Call me when it's the funniest.
jobs character acting
I get some acting jobs. I like it other than the constant slipping in and out of character.
confidence insecurity ifs
I do have insecurities. I don't know if you can tell. I'm not brimming with confidence.