Adam Carolla
Adam Carolla
Adam Carollais an American comedian, radio personality, television host, actor, podcaster and director. He hosts The Adam Carolla Show, a talk show distributed as a podcast which set the record as the "most downloaded podcast" as judged by Guinness World Records in 2011...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Show Host
Date of Birth27 May 1964
CityLos Angeles, CA
CountryUnited States of America
sports dream writing
That's the thing I love about sports: sports force you to quit. You can't pursue your dream till you're 46. When it comes to acting, writing, comedy, nobody ever stops you.
mystery motto my-motto
My motto is "more mystery, less history".
sex animal thinking
We're all animals, that we all respond to the same stimuli. If you want to motivate somebody not to have premarital sex, or motivate black bears not to go diving into dumpsters, first you have to think about why they do it. Telling them to stop isn't going to help. There has to be some incentive for them to alter their behavior.
practice people paper
A lot of people would say, to be truthful is to tell all, every dalliance, every crisis. They might be right on paper, but in practice, it's not a great way to go.
important ability honestly
To make something, you have to work within your abilities. Honestly assess what you can do and even more important, what can't you do.
book reading creative
The truth is we're all probably more creative than we realize, except we spend our lives watching TV or reading somebody else's book. We never pick up a brush and stand in front of our own easel.
guy want needs
I'm like John Q. Public. I represent what every guy wants and needs.
funny dad humor
I spoke to my dad, and he said it took close to 90 dollars to raise me. But that was me and my sister, and my sister moved out when she was 16, so sometimes it can knock you up to triple digits to raise a kid.
hurt persons
I'd never hurt another person.
stupid successful people
People are stupid. There's a lot of dumb stuff that's successful.
funny humor tuning
If you are tuning in just for the show, you're going to be sorely disappointed.
naps figures
Figure out what to do, then take a nap.
funny humor care
Everyone keeps saying, "Oh my God, oh my God, how intimidating." It's like saying, "How could you date Jennifer Aniston after she's been with Brad Pitt?" I don't care.
hate thinking would-be
The reason I hate publicists is because I think if we got rid of them everything would be on equal footing.