Adam Carolla
Adam Carolla
Adam Carollais an American comedian, radio personality, television host, actor, podcaster and director. He hosts The Adam Carolla Show, a talk show distributed as a podcast which set the record as the "most downloaded podcast" as judged by Guinness World Records in 2011...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Show Host
Date of Birth27 May 1964
CityLos Angeles, CA
CountryUnited States of America
expect people
I don't know that I appreciate things more because of how I grew up, but I am very realistic with what I expect out of people and what they expect out of me.
allergic bottle car claims fat front half hand people point three walk
I think we're getting to the point where everyone's getting fat and everyone's getting allergic, or claims to be allergic to something and people can't walk from their front door to their car without a bottle of water in their hand because they have to hydrate every three and half steps.
practice people paper
A lot of people would say, to be truthful is to tell all, every dalliance, every crisis. They might be right on paper, but in practice, it's not a great way to go.
stupid successful people
People are stupid. There's a lot of dumb stuff that's successful.
mean should-have people
When I say things that sound insane, like only the smartest million people should have the right to vote, well, I mean that.
opportunity people failing
People who fail, excel at avoiding opportunity.
people pay rich
Rich people don't pay taxes? Of course they pay taxes - they pay tons in taxes. They pay for everyone else who doesn't pay taxes.
laughing people half
I'm not comically oriented. I get angry and I start complaining and then people start laughing. I don't even want them to laugh half the time.
government giving people
[Giving welfare to poor people] is the equivalent of the government sending [fat people] a jumbo bag of Bugles in the mail twice a month.
strong thinking people
I think people have a strong desire to push me and others into some sort of political box that they can wrap their minds around.
people needs lists
If you're conservative in Hollywood, you're on a list of people who need to be put in their place.
hurt nice people
I like my parents but they are just not good parents. They are nice enough people. I'm not interested in hurting their feelings.
ill-will office people
I'm harmless. I don't have any ill will or ill thought towards anybody. When people know you're that way, you can say stuff that the creepy guy at your office could never get away with.
dream people realistic
People have to be realistic, or the dream just drags on.