Adam Carolla
Adam Carolla
Adam Carollais an American comedian, radio personality, television host, actor, podcaster and director. He hosts The Adam Carolla Show, a talk show distributed as a podcast which set the record as the "most downloaded podcast" as judged by Guinness World Records in 2011...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Show Host
Date of Birth27 May 1964
CityLos Angeles, CA
CountryUnited States of America
funny humor two
I'm really just trying to hash out the next two weeks of my life. So, something that is potentially four months down the road is not just a mile down the road for me, it's a million miles down the road.
dream people realistic
People have to be realistic, or the dream just drags on.
funny humor taste
Mmm, tastes like hepatitis!
morning water challenges
It should be like a salmon taking to open water. I've done so much morning radio that I won't be overwhelmed by it, but it's still going to be a challenge.
funny humor six
You shouldn't be eating anything that takes six minutes to microwave.
smell sound ass
When I fart my ass makes a trumpet sound that heralds the arrival of the smell.
gay looks down-and
Wearing Crocs is like getting blown by a dude. It feels great until you look down and realize you're gay.
views land two
I have feelings that are to the right, and I have feelings that land on the left side of the aisle. The thing is if you have 10 views that land you on the left side of the aisle and two views that land you on the right side of the aisle, then people just put you on the right side of the aisle. I'm not sure why.
funny sex humor
Having sex without a condom is like riding a roller coaster with diarrhea. You can't just throw your hands up and enjoy it.
Don’t do your best, do my best.
annoyed time-travel traveler
I feel like I'm a time traveler from the future who has been sent back to be annoyed.
atheist thinking law
I am not agnostic. I am atheist. I don’t think there is no God; I know there’s no God. I know there’s no God the same way I know many other laws in our universe. I know there’s no God and I know most of the world knows that as well. They just won’t admit it because there’s another thing they know. They know they’re going to die and it freaks them out. So most people don’t have the courage to admit there’s no God and they know it. They feel it. They try to suppress it. And if you bring it up they get angry because it freaks them out.
names feelings internet
You don't cruise the Internet looking for your name and walk away with a good feeling. So, I never do it.
calling fair great humor humorous people
He has a great sense of humor -- but it's in his assembly. It's really his craftsmanship that people overlook. It's not being fair to him just calling him outrageous.