Adam Carolla
Adam Carolla
Adam Carollais an American comedian, radio personality, television host, actor, podcaster and director. He hosts The Adam Carolla Show, a talk show distributed as a podcast which set the record as the "most downloaded podcast" as judged by Guinness World Records in 2011...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Show Host
Date of Birth27 May 1964
CityLos Angeles, CA
CountryUnited States of America
radio stuff television
I like radio and live performing stuff. I don't like the television stuff as much.
mom kind welfare
My mom was on welfare and the occasional food stamp, but I have never participated in any of those governmental programs, even the ones that kind of work like education, scholarships and whatever, and I managed to do just fine.
care hollywood connections
I have no connection with Hollywood. I'm not interested. I don't care.
accomplishment feel-good should
You should feel good about yourself because of your accomplishments. Not because somebody yelled at you to feel good about yourself.
hurt nice people
I like my parents but they are just not good parents. They are nice enough people. I'm not interested in hurting their feelings.
media worried affiliation
If the media isnt slanted toward the Left, why is everyone so worried about my affiliation with Glenn Beck but not with Alec Baldwin?
funny philosophical interesting
That's an interesting philosophical question. When your boner goes away, is that one gone... forever?
knows
I know everything because I know nothing.
travel knowing car
The shuttle is the worst $20 you'll ever save. It adds 90 minutes to whatever a Town Car or cab would have been. You have the unenviable choice between being dropped off last or being dropped off first and having a bunch of losers who can't afford cab fare and have no friends or loved ones with cars knowing exactly where you live.
art reality thinking
I think comedy has evolved like every art form, and people probably do less standing around and telling jokes, and more things that have to do with reality.
jobs horrible-jobs horrible
The main thing that I learned from my horrible job experiences was how horrible they were.
kids
It's funny when you're a kid how you can acclimate to almost anything.
funny differences drunk
I got drunk in Canada. I was there for 2 days but I was drunk there for 4 days. I don't know how it worked. I guess it was with the time difference or something.
funny ideas two
If you're a guy, you have absolutely no idea what's going on at any time in the relationship, ever. Here's what you know: you know when you're getting laid, and you know when it's all over. Those are the only two things you're aware of.