Adam Carolla
Adam Carolla
Adam Carollais an American comedian, radio personality, television host, actor, podcaster and director. He hosts The Adam Carolla Show, a talk show distributed as a podcast which set the record as the "most downloaded podcast" as judged by Guinness World Records in 2011...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Show Host
Date of Birth27 May 1964
CityLos Angeles, CA
CountryUnited States of America
welfare methadone monetary
Welfare is monetary methadone.
hands common-sense fists
What we used to settle with common sense or a fist, we settle with hand sanitizer and lawyers.
opportunity people failing
People who fail, excel at avoiding opportunity.
stars hate gay
This is why the terrorists hate us. And it's not the glitter and it's not the pomp and circumstance. We've got black and white, we've got Hispanic and Asian, we got gay, straight, and Guttenberg, all working together for one common goal: to get the mirror ball. And the mirror ball doesn't care what color you are, and it doesn't care how rich your parents are, and it doesn't care what God you pray to. It's an even wooden floor, and may the best man or woman win. And I say God bless Dancing with the Stars, and God bless the USA.
beautiful art car
The Aston Martin is a beautiful car. It's a work of art, I love the interior and the style of the car.
women thinking
Oprah tells women what to read, what to eat, what to think, what to do...
car life-is building
My life is about building and working and wrenching on some cars.
men rich poor
It's something I've always kicked around, not doing the eBook but the Rich Man, Poor Man thing.
sex men thinking
I don't like those men who claim that their wife is their best friend. . . . I think spouses should tolerate each other and occasionally have sex.
missing television partners
When you do television, there's more to do, and when you do new television, there's a lot more to do, especially when you don't have partner. I miss not having that person.
thinking ice pie
I don't think I've ever seen pie advertised. That's how you know it's good. They advertise ice cream and other desserts. They advertise the bejeezus out of yogurt, but I haven't seen one pie commercial.
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Maybe it's weird, but I don't feel in any way, shape or form that I'm taking over his show.
july underpants
It's like the Fouth of July in my underpants.
funny humor two
I've never not finished a masturbatory session or a pizza. Those are the two things I've never left behind.