Adam Carolla
Adam Carolla
Adam Carollais an American comedian, radio personality, television host, actor, podcaster and director. He hosts The Adam Carolla Show, a talk show distributed as a podcast which set the record as the "most downloaded podcast" as judged by Guinness World Records in 2011...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Show Host
Date of Birth27 May 1964
CityLos Angeles, CA
CountryUnited States of America
fall school california
California is like the hot blond high school chick who's been getting by on her looks, but now she's 45 and falling apart.
people pay rich
Rich people don't pay taxes? Of course they pay taxes - they pay tons in taxes. They pay for everyone else who doesn't pay taxes.
use credit cards
You don't realize how much you use your credit card not even to buy things. It's a card you get so you can navigate society.
army government regulation
All's the government should do is keep the taxes and regulations at a manageable rate, keep a decent standing army and get out of the way.
funny humor thinking
Then there's the in-between, not a lipstick lesbian, not a butch dyke. I think that is what I'd be, a sweatpants lesbian.
funny humor driving
Chicks named Tammy have a greater chance of actually driving a Mercedes than a chick named Mercedes.
laughing people half
I'm not comically oriented. I get angry and I start complaining and then people start laughing. I don't even want them to laugh half the time.
funny humor guy
He doesn't sound like a guy who's done a onesome, let alone a threesome.
real gay golf
If you've driven over to the gay section of Los Angeles, it's like a golf course... Real estate values go 'boom!'
funny humor giving
Should women be on any pills besides birth control? We should just give them all sugar pills for everything, they're so suggestible.
funny nice humor
I saw a commercial for the maxi pads for the bigger gals they're making now. That was a nice visual while I was eating.
life-is
Life is just the time between crapping yourself.
government giving people
[Giving welfare to poor people] is the equivalent of the government sending [fat people] a jumbo bag of Bugles in the mail twice a month.
mean successful thinking
A lot of guys and people in our society think that chicks just love dudes with money. Chicks love dudes who are successful who happen to have money - do you know what I mean? Chicks are attracted to dudes that are doing their own thing.