Quotes about witty
witty smart laughing
You can tell how smart people are by what they laugh at. Tina Fey
witty bridges troll
To say I’m an overrated troll, when you have never even seen me guard a bridge, is patently unfair.
witty careers obstacles
Whatever the problem, be part of the solution. Don’t just sit around raising questions and pointing out obstacles.
witty mad people
Some people say, “Never let them see you cry.” I say, if you’re so mad you could just cry, then cry. It terrifies everyone.
witty fun sake
What I don't like is snark for snark's sake. If you are going to make fun of me, at least be witty while doing it. Tim Ferriss
witty food thinking
I’d discovered, after a lot of extreme apprehension about what spoons to use, that if you do something incorrect at table with a certain arrogance, as if you knew perfectly well you were doing it properly, you can get away with it and nobody will think you are bad-mannered or poorly brought up. They will think you are original and very witty. Sylvia Plath
witty strong real
The female characters in my books tend to be independent, frisky, spunky, witty, emotionally strong, erotically daring, spiritually oriented and intellectually generous; in short, the kind of women I admire in real life. Tom Robbins
witty humorous simple
There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult. Tony Hoare
witty science statistics
A witty statesman said, you might prove anything by figures. Thomas Carlyle
witty bisexual trying
I'm not bisexual, I'm tri-sexual. I try everything Shahrukh Khan
witty baby together
Yes it's going really well. We are planning on having a baby together.
witty asking different
When will you start asking different questions? Better questions?
witty age asks
If you ask that question again ma'am, I will have to ask you your age
witty world actors
I would tell the world that Shahrukh is the better actor
witty writing ends
I don't write cheques anymore because I end up signing them "with love, shan rukh"
witty stars guy
Whenever I start feeling too arrogant about myself, I always take a trip to the U.S. The immigration guys kick the star out of my stardom.
witty careers remember
Well Mandira, I hope not. You see, I started both their careers. And as far as i can remember, I started yours too.
witty hands standards
If you like me, raise your hand. If you don't, raise your standards
witty mean writing
Witty and mean is easy - but fond and funny is hard. Steven Moffat
witty reality potatoes
A zen couch potato is a person who contemplates the nature of televised existence. Richard Helms
witty humorous writing
Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers. T. S. Eliot
witty democracies-have political
Democracy is the only system that persists in asking the powers that be whether they are the powers that ought to be. Sydney J. Harris
witty exercise men
The discovery of the good taste of bad taste can be very liberating. The man who insists on high and serious pleasures is depriving himself of pleasure; he continually restricts what he can enjoy; in the constant exercise of his good taste he will eventually price himself out of the market, so to speak. Here Camp taste supervenes upon good taste as a daring and witty hedonism. It makes the man of good taste cheerful, where before he ran the risk of being chronically frustrated. It is good for the digestion. Susan Sontag
witty men physicians
I knew a witty physician who found theology in the biliary duct, and used to affirm that if there was a disease in the liver, the man became a Calvinist, and if that organ was sound, he became a Unitarian. Ralph Waldo Emerson
witty humorous sometimes
Sometimes a scream is better than a thesis.
witty reality lifestyle
I can handle reality in small doses, but as a lifestyle, it's much too confining. Lily Tomlin
witty sex believe
We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.
witty doctors wind
I went to my doctor and asked for something for persistent wind. He gave me a kite. Les Dawson
witty commentary
My commentary's hilarious, not witty. Richelle Mead
witty rose serious
I always love it whenever Rose delivers one of her witty one-liners—particularly when it’s a completely serious situation. The contrast always amuses me, but then, I’m biased.
witty opposites long
A transposable aphorism is a malaise of the urge to be witty, or in other words, a maxim that is untroubled by the fact that the opposite of what it says is equally true so long as it appears to be funny. Umberto Eco
witty sex good-things
The good thing about masturbation is that you don't have to get dressed up for it. Truman Capote
witty humorous villa
Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something. Pancho Villa