Quotes about witty
witty teaching humorous
The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offense. Edsger Dijkstra
witty
You're just as witty as you feel, just as witty as you feel inside.
witty fun husband
Spread the glad tidings that it will not disappoint Miss Heyer's many admirers. Judging from the letters I've received from obviously feeble-minded persons who do so wish I would write another These Old Shades, it ought to sell like hot cakes. I think myself I ought to be shot for writing such nonsense, but it's questionably good escapist literature and I think I should rather like it if I were sitting in an air-raid shelter, or recovering from flu. Its period detail is good; my husband says it's witty---and without going to these lengths, I will say that it is very good fun. Georgette Heyer
witty powerful humorous
Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes. Henry David Thoreau
witty tongue conversation
How often, when we have been nearest each other bodily, have we really been farthest off! Our tongues were the witty foils with which we fenced each other off.
witty powerful humorous
Criticism is prejudice made plausible. H. L. Mencken
witty men needs
I like my man to be witty; he needs a sense of humour and needs to be extremely well-mannered. Esha Gupta
witty powerful humorous
I'm not going to get into the ring with Tolstoy. Ernest Hemingway
witty mean people
...whatever other qualities Jews may posses, likable or the reverse, no one who knows them well can deny that they are personally interesting. By that I mean, specially alive, alert, quick at comprehending people or events and at making pungent or witty comments on them... One might at times find the rather hothouse family atmosphere, with it intensities and frictions, somewhat trying, but one could be sure of never being bored.
witty horse strong
I think Irish women are strong as horses, incredibly loyal and for the most part, funny, witty, bright and optimistic in the face of devastating reality. Fionnula Flanagan
witty ignorance knowledge
In expanding the field of knowledge we but increase the horizon of ignorance. Henry Miller
witty dull deeper
Who can prove Wit to be witty when with deeper ground Dulness intuitive declares wit dull? George Eliot
witty sex adults
I'm all for bringing back the birch, but only between consenting adults. Gore Vidal
witty sex powerful
I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television.
witty art talking
It's that same quality I've been talking about. It's neither contrived, nor surprising and smart, not baffling, not witty, not interesting, not cynical, it can't be planned and it probably can't even be described. It's just good. Gerhard Richter
witty thinking political
A politician thinks of the next election. A statesman, of the next generation. James Freeman Clarke
witty wit
What is perfectly true is perfectly witty. Francois de La Rochefoucauld
witty loss men
If it were not for the company of fools, a witty man would often be greatly at a loss.
witty time humorous
Three o'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do. Jean-Paul Sartre
witty peace powerful
A pint of sweat, saves a gallon of blood. George S. Patton
witty time cutting
I am so busy doing nothing... that the idea of doing anything - which as you know, always leads to something - cuts into the nothing and then forces me to have to drop everything. Jerry Seinfeld
witty want responsible
Responsible, who wants to be responsible? Whenever something bad happens, it's always, who's responsible for this?
witty weather hurricanes
It's so obvious The Weather Channel is pro hurricane. Fair and balanced my ass. Jim Gaffigan
witty fun tables
Never ask while you are doing it if what you are doing is fun. Don't introduce even your most reliably witty acquaintance as someone who will set the table on a roar. Christopher Hitchens
witty integrity judging
Judges ought to be more leaned than witty, more reverent than plausible, and more advised than confident. Above all things, integrity is their portion and proper virtue. Francis Bacon
witty mistake fighting
If you fight angry, you make a lot of mistakes, and when you fight a sharp, witty fighter like me, you can't make mistakes. Floyd Mayweather, Jr.
witty travel nature
To put it rather bluntly, I am not the type who wants to go back to the land; I am the type who wants to go back to the hotel. Fran Lebowitz
witty peace truth
Political language... is designed to make lies sound truthful and murder respectable, and to give an appearance of solidity to pure wind. George Orwell
witty powerful mistake
Woman was God's second mistake. Friedrich Nietzsche
witty people age
People who live in an age of corruption are witty and slanderous; they know that there are other kinds of murder than by dagger or assault; they also know that whatever is well said is believed...
witty mean intelligent
When the political columnists say 'Every thinking man' they mean themselves, and when candidates appeal to 'Every intelligent voter' they mean everybody who is going to vote for them Franklin P. Adams
witty firsts directors
My contributions were many: First clown director, with witty sayings and flashily dressed, now called master of ceremonies. Jelly Roll Morton
witty pride vanity
Pride only helps us to be generous; it never makes us so, any more than vanity makes us witty.