Quotes about witty
witty new-york real
I'm going to show you the real New York - witty, smart, and international - like any metropolis. Tell me this: where in Europe can you find old Hungary, old Russia, old France, old Italy? In Europe you're trying to copy America, you're almost American. But here you'll find Europeans who immigrated a hundred years ago - and we haven't spoiled them. Oh, Gio! You must see why I love New York. Because the whole world's in New York.... Oriana Fallaci
witty winning style
In comedy, the witty style wins out over every mishap of the plot. Mason Cooley
witty father embarrassed
My father liked to moralize, and so do I. But he was in earnest, while I am embarrassed and pretend that I am merely being witty.
witty smart writing
If there's ever a woman who's smart, funny, or witty, people are afraid of that, so they don't write that. They only write parts for women where they let everything be steamrolled over them, where they let people wipe their feet all over them. Teri Garr
witty tired people
Tired people aren't witty Teri Hatcher
witty guy nasty
Phil Hartman was brilliant, and Dave Foley is a really funny guy. Phil Hartman was actually even funnier offstage than he was onstage because he would say nasty things. Dave Foley's very funny, very witty guy, very quick. Joe Rogan
witty disease-and-death people
I was brought up by very witty people who were dealing with quite difficult things: disease and death... I was brought up by people who tended to giggle at funerals. Emma Thompson
witty thinking trying
If you think someone's trying too hard, that's the worst thing they can do. To me, it's just desperate, never funny and never witty. It's kind of really old hat because just being shocking isn't enough. It has to change how you think about something. It has to startle you. It has to make you look at something and reconsider whether you're right. That's the whole point. John Waters
witty powerful humorous
Anyone who considers arithmetical methods of producing random digits is, of course, in a state of sin. John von Neumann
witty hate people
Twitter has restored my faith in humanity. I thought I'd hate it, but while there are lots of knobheads, there are even more lovely people. It delights me how witty and friendly most people are. John Simm
witty book humorous
This book fills a much-needed gap. Moses Hadas
witty book reading
Thank you for sending me a copy of your book - I'll waste no time reading it.
witty book humorous
I have read your book and much like it.
witty couple fun
All my friends are funny, witty, fun-loving people. As are my parents, and the people I work with. I get at least a couple of good laughs in every day. Toks Olagundoye
witty humorous jail
My occupation now, I suppose, is jail inmate. Theodore Kaczynski
witty growing-up tired
Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems. I'm tired of solving them for you. Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else. Margaret Mead
witty smart thinking
I think about Aaron Rodgers, he's like Chris Evans before he got the HGH injection in Captain America. But before he was super smart and was still witty and stuff. That's how I see Tom Brady. Michael Bennet
witty inspiration humorous
There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. Randy Pausch
witty humor kickboxing
My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing. Emo Philips
witty science political-will
Practical politics consists in ignoring facts. Henry Adams
witty powerful nice
The nice thing about being a celebrity is that, if you bore people, they think it's their fault. Henry A. Kissinger
witty travel work
The man who goes alone can start today; but he who travels with another must wait till that other is ready. Henry David Thoreau
witty work humorous
Men have become the tools of their tools.
witty intelligent kind
I don't even know if it's possible, but if it were, I'd like to make those kinds of old movies where the women were articulate and intelligent and flawed and witty. Lisa Kudrow
witty airports finding-yourself
Never try to be witty with U.S. airport officials. It's always lost on them and you'll find yourself being put back on the plane. Johnny Vegas
witty husband science
[Agatha Christie] is fond of quoting the witty wife who once said, 'an archaeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her. Christie's husband, Max Mallowan, was an archaeologist.
witty political said
A lot has been said about politics; some of it complimentary, but most of it accurate Eric Idle
witty father sides
My father could be very witty, even if the humor was always on the darker side of irony. Maurice Sendak
witty cat models
The best material model of a cat is another, or preferably the same, cat. Norbert Wiener
witty writing caviar
Wit ought to be a glorious treat like caviar; never spread it about like marmalade. Noel Coward
witty inspiration humorous
Facts are the enemy of truth. Miguel de Cervantes
witty children clever
A father may have a child who is ugly and lacking in all the graces, and the love he feels for him puts a blindfold over his eyes so that he does not see his defects but considers them signs of charm and intelligence and recounts them to his friends as if they were clever and witty.
witty flower giving
Poesy is a beauteous damsel, chaste, honourable, discreet, witty, retired, and who keeps herself within the limits of propriety. She is a friend of solitude; fountains entertain her, meadows console her, woods free her from ennui, flowers delight her; in short, she gives pleasure and instruction to all with whom she communicates.