Quotes about witty
witty powerful philosophy
Logic is in the eye of the logician. Gloria Steinem
witty business silly
If you can't convince them, confuse them. Harry S Truman
witty political six-months
I remember when I first came to Washington. For the first six months you wonder how the hell you ever got here. For the next six months you wonder how the hell the rest of them ever got here.
witty party school
Krystal’s slow passage up the school had resembled the passage of a goat through the body of a boa constrictor, being highly visible and uncomfortable for both parties concerned. J. K. Rowling
witty inches delicious
I am so frickin' cool and delicious and pretty and witty and sharp! I love every inch of me! Who wouldn't? Kris Carr
witty inspiration humorous
There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. Randy Pausch
witty couple fun
All my friends are funny, witty, fun-loving people. As are my parents, and the people I work with. I get at least a couple of good laughs in every day. Toks Olagundoye
witty cat models
The best material model of a cat is another, or preferably the same, cat. Norbert Wiener
witty writing caviar
Wit ought to be a glorious treat like caviar; never spread it about like marmalade. Noel Coward
witty inspiration humorous
Facts are the enemy of truth. Miguel de Cervantes
witty children clever
A father may have a child who is ugly and lacking in all the graces, and the love he feels for him puts a blindfold over his eyes so that he does not see his defects but considers them signs of charm and intelligence and recounts them to his friends as if they were clever and witty.
witty flower giving
Poesy is a beauteous damsel, chaste, honourable, discreet, witty, retired, and who keeps herself within the limits of propriety. She is a friend of solitude; fountains entertain her, meadows console her, woods free her from ennui, flowers delight her; in short, she gives pleasure and instruction to all with whom she communicates.
witty thinking trying
If you think someone's trying too hard, that's the worst thing they can do. To me, it's just desperate, never funny and never witty. It's kind of really old hat because just being shocking isn't enough. It has to change how you think about something. It has to startle you. It has to make you look at something and reconsider whether you're right. That's the whole point. John Waters
witty powerful humorous
Anyone who considers arithmetical methods of producing random digits is, of course, in a state of sin. John von Neumann
witty hate people
Twitter has restored my faith in humanity. I thought I'd hate it, but while there are lots of knobheads, there are even more lovely people. It delights me how witty and friendly most people are. John Simm
witty husband science
[Agatha Christie] is fond of quoting the witty wife who once said, 'an archaeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her. Christie's husband, Max Mallowan, was an archaeologist.
witty thinking cynicism
I like quips. I like whiffs of cynicism and I think they can be witty. But I don't really know where wittiness is constructive. Matthew McConaughey
witty shopping able
Be able to go shopping for a bathing suit and not become depressed afterward. Marilyn vos Savant
witty father sides
My father could be very witty, even if the humor was always on the darker side of irony. Maurice Sendak
witty winning style
In comedy, the witty style wins out over every mishap of the plot. Mason Cooley
witty father embarrassed
My father liked to moralize, and so do I. But he was in earnest, while I am embarrassed and pretend that I am merely being witty.
witty smart writing
If there's ever a woman who's smart, funny, or witty, people are afraid of that, so they don't write that. They only write parts for women where they let everything be steamrolled over them, where they let people wipe their feet all over them. Teri Garr
witty tired people
Tired people aren't witty Teri Hatcher
witty humorous jail
My occupation now, I suppose, is jail inmate. Theodore Kaczynski
witty growing-up tired
Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems. I'm tired of solving them for you. Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else. Margaret Mead
witty smart thinking
I think about Aaron Rodgers, he's like Chris Evans before he got the HGH injection in Captain America. But before he was super smart and was still witty and stuff. That's how I see Tom Brady. Michael Bennet
witty sweet night
Life is extraordinarily suave and sweet with certain natural, witty, affectionate people who have unusual distinction and are capable of every vice, but who make a display of none in public and about whom no one can affirm they have a single one. There is something supple and secret about them. Besides, their perversity gives spice to their most innocent occupations, such as taking a walk in the garden at night. Marcel Proust
witty intelligent kind
I don't even know if it's possible, but if it were, I'd like to make those kinds of old movies where the women were articulate and intelligent and flawed and witty. Lisa Kudrow
witty science political-will
Practical politics consists in ignoring facts. Henry Adams
witty powerful nice
The nice thing about being a celebrity is that, if you bore people, they think it's their fault. Henry A. Kissinger
witty travel work
The man who goes alone can start today; but he who travels with another must wait till that other is ready. Henry David Thoreau
witty work humorous
Men have become the tools of their tools.
witty political said
A lot has been said about politics; some of it complimentary, but most of it accurate Eric Idle