Quotes about witty
witty humorous conquer
I just can't listen to any more Wagner, you know...I'm starting to get the urge to conquer Poland. Woody Allen
witty new-york humorous
There is no question that there is an unseen world. The problem is, how far is it from midtown and how late is it open?
witty humorous annie-hall
Those who can't do, teach. And those who can't teach, teach gym.
witty humorous honey
Honey! Bring down a copy of my will - and an eraser!
witty humorous boys
A deranged person is supposed to have the strength of ten men. I have the strength of one small boy... with polio.
witty humorous geek
I'm not anti-social. I'm just not social.
witty humorous want
I love nature, I just don't want to get any of it on me.
witty humorous paris
I should go to Paris and jump off of the Eiffel Tower. If I took the Concorde, I could be dead three hours earlier.
witty humorous heart
The wicked at heart probably know something.
witty stupid humorous
he's a genius, she's a genius, wow, you know alot of geniuses, you should meet some stupid people sometime, you might learn something
witty fool
A fool and his words are soon parted. William Shenstone
witty men political
Democracy is worth dying for, because it's the most deeply honorable form of government ever devised by man. Ronald Reagan
witty war marijuana
Government exists to protect us from each other. Where government has gone beyond its limits is in deciding to protect us from ourselves.
witty stories love-story
Count on Jill Shalvis for a witty, steamy, unputdownable love story. Robyn Carr
witty people spots
I like witty people, people who can be witty on the spot. Rob Brydon
witty commentary
My commentary's hilarious, not witty. Richelle Mead
witty rose serious
I always love it whenever Rose delivers one of her witty one-liners—particularly when it’s a completely serious situation. The contrast always amuses me, but then, I’m biased.
witty humorous grove
Grove giveth and Gates taketh away. Robert Metcalfe
witty years ideas
I was so amazingly witty when I had the No. 1 movie, you have no idea. People laughed at every single one of my jokes. Then when I hadn't had a hit for three or four years, some of these same people pretended they didn't see me when I walked in the room. Rebecca De Mornay
witty caring law
The Law is a grim, unsmiling thing. Not Justice, though. Justice is witty and whimsical and kind and caring. Rohinton Mistry
witty humorous hell
Hell is paved with good samaritans. William Holden
witty humorous men
Now, now my good man, this is no time for making enemies. Voltaire
witty hate prove
A witty quote proves nothing.
witty people attention
A witty saying proves nothing, but saying something pointless gets people's attention.
witty voice giving
Like Hemingway and Faulkner, but in an entirely different mode, Fitzgerald had that singular quality without which a writer is not really a writer at all, and that is a voice, a distinct and identifiable voice. This is really not the same thing as a style; a style can be emulated, a voice cannot, and the witty, rueful, elegaic voice gives his work its bright authenticity. William Styron
witty wit
Every witticism is an inexact thought; that which is perfectly true is imperfectly witty. Walter Savage Landor
witty jobs men
If you wanted nothing done at all, Balfour was the man for the job. Winston Churchill
witty llamas female
He looks like a female llama who has been surprised in the bath.
witty sheep clothings
A sheep in sheep's clothing.
witty war matter
In war it does not matter who is right, but who is left.
witty humorous heart
Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has no heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains.
witty party men
Some men change their party for the sake of their principles; others their principles for the sake of their party
witty jobs book
I read the book of Job last night, I don't think God comes out well in it. Virginia Woolf