Quotes about witty
witty two impossible
In two words, impossible. Samuel Goldwyn
witty health sick
A Hospital is no place to be sick.
witty florence-nightingale florence
Can she sing? She's practically a Florence Nightingale.
witty men physicians
I knew a witty physician who found theology in the biliary duct, and used to affirm that if there was a disease in the liver, the man became a Calvinist, and if that organ was sound, he became a Unitarian. Ralph Waldo Emerson
witty humorous sometimes
Sometimes a scream is better than a thesis.
witty reality lifestyle
I can handle reality in small doses, but as a lifestyle, it's much too confining. Lily Tomlin
witty sex believe
We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.
witty doctors wind
I went to my doctor and asked for something for persistent wind. He gave me a kite. Les Dawson
witty knows
You know, you're rather amusingly wrong. Terry Pratchett
witty people ironic
People who didn't need people needed people around to know that they were the kind of people who didn't need people.
witty humorous design
#3 pencils and quadrille pads.(when asked what CAD tools he used to design the Cray I supercomputer ) Seymour Cray
witty humorous apples
Interesting - I use a Mac to help me design the next Cray.(when he was told that Apple Inc. had recently bought a Cray supercomputer to help them design the next Mac )
witty strong humorous
If you were plowing a field, which would you rather use? Two strong oxen or 1024 chickens?
witty rain golf
Weathermen merely forecast rain to keep everyone else off the golf course Larry David
witty campaigns just-saying
I'm not saying that charming, witty and warm copy won't sell. I'm just saying I've seen thousands of charming, witty campaigns that didn't sell. Rosser Reeves
witty thinking black
One movie I think is just terrific is 'Bernie,' with Jack Black and Shirley MacLaine. That was a great surprise to me - so witty, so entertaining, a true story, and I'm not a great Jack Black fan, but he's great in it. I think it's a gem. Robert Osborne
witty opportunity guy
The chance to be seen as a warm, witty guy is too good an opportunity for a politician to miss.
witty mean careers
I don't know if I'm particularly funny, I mean one of my legs is shorter than the other one, it makes everything look very awkward, so I can just pretty much look like an idiot, but I don't know whether I can be like witty. It could be a problem. Robert Pattinson
witty awful antarctica
Great God! This is an awful place. Robert Falcon Scott
witty art philosophy
Conquered people tend to be witty. Saul Bellow
witty doors gaps
Either way, everything will be fine. But if you have an opinion, please feel free to offer it to me through the gap in the door of a public restroom. Everyone else does. Tina Fey
witty control-of-your-life want
Sometimes you want to have a very productive Saturday to feel that you are in control of your life, which of course you are not.
witty looks actors
You have to remember that actors are human beings. Which is hard sometimes because they look so much better than human beings.
witty perfect tvs
It will never be perfect, but perfect is overrated. Perfect is boring on live TV.
witty gay thinking
Gay people don’t actually try to convert people. That’s Jehovah’s Witnesses you’re thinking of.
witty crazy makeup
Photoshop is just like makeup. When it’s done well it looks great, and when it’s overdone you look like a crazy asshole.
witty anxiety acne
My ability to turn good news into anxiety is rivaled only by my ability to turn anxiety into chin acne.
witty mean top-management
In most cases being a good boss means hiring talented people and then getting out of their way.
witty love-you thinking
Whitney Houston’s cover of “I Will Always Love You” was constantly on my FM Walkman radio around that time. I think that made me cry because I associated it with absolutely no one.
witty uncles children
(My proudest moment as a child was the time I beat my uncle Pierre at Scrabble with the seven-letter word FARTING.)
witty stress mean
I was a little excited but mostly blorft. "Blorft" is an adjective I just made up that means 'Completely overwhelmed but proceeding as if everything is fine and reacting to the stress with the torpor of a possum.' I have been blorft every day for the past seven years.
witty class voice
MAKE STATEMENTS also applies to us women: Speak in statements instead of apologetic questions. No one wants to go to a doctor who says, “I’m going to be your surgeon? I’m here to talk to you about your procedure? I was first in my class at Johns Hopkins, so?” Make statements, with your actions and your voice.
witty moving writing
It is an impressively arrogant move to conclude that just because you don’t like something, it is empirically not good. I don’t like Chinese food, but I don’t write articles trying to prove it doesn’t exist.