Quotes about witty
witty smart laughing
You can tell how smart people are by what they laugh at. Tina Fey
witty bridges troll
To say I’m an overrated troll, when you have never even seen me guard a bridge, is patently unfair.
witty careers obstacles
Whatever the problem, be part of the solution. Don’t just sit around raising questions and pointing out obstacles.
witty mad people
Some people say, “Never let them see you cry.” I say, if you’re so mad you could just cry, then cry. It terrifies everyone.
witty fun sake
What I don't like is snark for snark's sake. If you are going to make fun of me, at least be witty while doing it. Tim Ferriss
witty airports interesting
I've been enjoying 'Life on the Mississippi' by Mark Twain that I picked up at the airport randomly. It's very witty and interesting to read about his time as a steamboat pilot. Roman Coppola
witty humorous serious
You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty. Sacha Guitry
witty people humour
The best thing about humour is that it shows people they are not alone. Sid Caesar
witty thoughtful people
It almost takes people by surprise when I'm not a big talker. Because I'm known as being sort of a loud mouth. I have a lot to say. But I try to be more thoughtful with my comments or reactions, unless it's something witty or hysterical that I just can't keep myself from blurting or tweeting! Natalie Maines
witty thinking people
When I think of Cool Britannia I think of old people dying of hypothermia. Tony Benn
witty science statistics
A witty statesman said, you might prove anything by figures. Thomas Carlyle
witty bisexual trying
I'm not bisexual, I'm tri-sexual. I try everything Shahrukh Khan
witty baby together
Yes it's going really well. We are planning on having a baby together.
witty asking different
When will you start asking different questions? Better questions?
witty age asks
If you ask that question again ma'am, I will have to ask you your age
witty world actors
I would tell the world that Shahrukh is the better actor
witty writing ends
I don't write cheques anymore because I end up signing them "with love, shan rukh"
witty stars guy
Whenever I start feeling too arrogant about myself, I always take a trip to the U.S. The immigration guys kick the star out of my stardom.
witty careers remember
Well Mandira, I hope not. You see, I started both their careers. And as far as i can remember, I started yours too.
witty hands standards
If you like me, raise your hand. If you don't, raise your standards
witty littles tongue
There's no possibility of being witty without a little ill-nature - the malice of a good thing is the barb that makes it stick. Richard Brinsley Sheridan
witty alcohol political
Nothing uses up alcohol faster than political argument. Robert A. Heinlein
witty children writing
The habit of getting up early, which I had formed when the children were young, now became my choice. I am not very bright or very witty or very inventive after the sun goes down. Toni Morrison
witty time watches
The days of the digital watch are numbered. Tom Stoppard
witty truth honesty
It is better to be quotable than to be honest.
witty children parenting
I want to have children, but my friends scare me. One of my friends told me she was in labor for 36 hours. I don't even want to do anything that feels good for 36 hours. Rita Rudner
witty strong real
The female characters in my books tend to be independent, frisky, spunky, witty, emotionally strong, erotically daring, spiritually oriented and intellectually generous; in short, the kind of women I admire in real life. Tom Robbins
witty humorous simple
There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult. Tony Hoare
witty thinking trying
I'm trying to think of a witty comeback, when Boggs says brusquely, “Well, don't expect us to be too impressed. We just saw Finnick Odair in his underwear.” I decide to go ahead and like Boggs. Suzanne Collins
witty giving-up drinking
By the end of the session, I am no one at all. Haymitch started drinking somewhere around witty, and a nasty edge has crept into his voice. "I give up, sweetheart. Just answer the questions and try not to let the audience see how openly you despise them.
witty mean writing
Witty and mean is easy - but fond and funny is hard. Steven Moffat
witty reality potatoes
A zen couch potato is a person who contemplates the nature of televised existence. Richard Helms
witty humorous writing
Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers. T. S. Eliot