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witty profound sublime
Shakespeare, Butler and Bacon have rendered it extremely difficult for all who come after them to be sublime, witty or profound. Charles Caleb Colton
witty expression order
Euphonic and harmonious expressions, forcible and just expressions, profound and comprehensive expressions, and especially apt and witty expressions, each have their specific influence upon different minds, and their common influence upon all minds.... It is therefore high time our most valuable aphorisms and paragraphs were put in order for frequent perusal, and for handy reference, as the circumstances of life call up subjects. Charles Simmons
witty memories kids
A long memory is the most subversive idea in America. A tautology is a thing which is tautological. A witty saying proves nothing, but saying something pointless gets people's attention. If your kids look like you, it's hereditory. If they look like the neighbor, it's the environment. Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing. Dave Barry
witty stupid party
What I think is that the F-word is basically just a convenient nasty-sounding word that we tend to use when we would really like to come up with a terrific-ally witty insult, the kind Winston Churchill always came up with when enormous women asked him stupid questions at parties. Dave Barry
witty time compelling-reason
You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight savings time. Dave Barry
witty technology promise
I will vote for the first candidate who promises to use nuclear missiles against LinkedIn. Dave Barry
witty powerful reality
Magnetism, as you recall from physics class, is a powerful force that causes certain items to be attracted to refrigerators. Dave Barry
witty sex teenage
It's very witty and it's great to see teenage characters have control that way. And you can actually hear about sex and pot and it's okay, it's not completely bad and you can't say that to teenagers. Caroline Dhavernas
witty tongue wit
Your wits make others witty. Catherine the Great
cat animal humanity
What greater gift than the love of a cat. Charles Dickens
cat men light
There are some men who are fortune's favorites, and who, like cats, light forever on their legs. Charles Caleb Colton
cat swings rooms
There wasn't room to swing a cat there. Charles Dickens
cat boots milk
Should ever anything be missed - milk, coals, umbrellas, brandy - the cat's pitched into with a boot or anything that's handy. Charles Stuart Calverley
cat violin scraping
Playing a violin is, after all, only scraping a cat's entrails with horsehair. Alan Watts
cat animal names
Cats names are more for human benefit. They give one a certain degree more confidence that the animal belongs to you. Alan Ayckbourn
catholic too-much belief
I was brought up as a Catholic, and I'm no longer a Catholic. I don't talk about my beliefs too much in public probably because I feel very strongly that it's something personal - more than personal, it's private. Alan Alda
catholic doe shapes
I used to be a Catholic. I left because I object to conversion by concussion. If you don't agree with what they teach, you get clobbered over the head until you do. All that does is change the shape of the head. Alan Alda
cat herding-cats democrat
Getting Democrats organized is like herding cats. Al Sharpton
models shifting
Our system is dynamic, always shifting gears. What I do is I build models to beat the market. Louis Navellier
models modeling session
I have never been a professional model; I have had some modeling sessions. Alexandra Kosteniuk
models taller
I want my models to be bigger, stronger and taller than common mortals. I need superwomen and supermen. Thierry Mugler
models
It is a point where our old models must be discarded and a new reality rules. Vernor Vinge
models
I feel very responsible for young models of colour. They come to me and tell me they're not getting jobs, and I do what I can to speak up for them. Naomi Campbell
models people
I think role models exist, but they usually don't get the light because people like scandal. Andie MacDowell
models people
There's so many misconceptions about me and my personality. People think I'm not a nice person, you know, or maybe a diva; not just about me, but the misconceptions of other models as well, or supermodels. Jessica White
models complexes
Models can easily become so complex that they are impenetrable, unexaminable, and virtually unalterable. Donella Meadows
models role send
We put things in there that this is the right thing to teach. We as role models need to send that message. Kathy Martin