Quotes about sarcastic
sarcastic pigs faces
She spends her day powdering her face till she looks like a bled pig. Margot Asquith
sarcastic hitting belts
He could never see a belt without hitting below it. Margot Asquith
sarcastic lying cake
She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake. Margot Asquith
sarcastic clever brain
He's very clever, but sometimes his brains go to his head. Margot Asquith
sarcastic sarcasm print
Sarcasm doesn't read sarcastic in print. Kristen Schaal
sarcastic different dry
I'm really sarcastic. Not Morgan Webb sarcastic. She's dry, 100%. I'm different from her. Olivia Munn
sarcastic arguing
I always get the better when I argue alone. Oliver Goldsmith
sarcastic handsome coffins
He makes a very handsome corpse and becomes his coffin prodigiously. Oliver Goldsmith
sarcastic lying hats
You take the lies out of him, and he'll shrink to the size of your hat; you take the malice out of him, and he'll disappear. Mark Twain
sarcastic waiting vacancy
He was a solemn, unsmiling, sanctimonious old iceberg who looked like he was waiting for a vacancy in the Trinity. Mark Twain
sarcastic ignorance intelligence
His ignorance covers the world like a blanket, and there's scarcely a hole in it anywhere. Mark Twain
sarcastic cabbage useless
He is useless on top of the ground; he ought to be under it, inspiring the cabbages. Mark Twain
sarcastic heart worry
'Don't you worry, and don't you hurry.' I know that phrase by heart, and if all other music should perish out of the world it would still sing to me. Mark Twain
sarcastic sea sight
I could never learn to like her, except on a raft at sea with no other provisions in sight. Mark Twain
sarcastic sarcasm stubborn
Facts are stubborn, but statistics are more pliable. Mark Twain
sarcastic jobs real
In the real world, nothing happens at the right place at the right time. It is the job of journalists and historians to correct that. Mark Twain
sarcastic sarcasm compliment
I have been complimented many times and they always embarrass me; I always feel that they have not said enough. Mark Twain
sarcastic sarcasm would-be
I would like to live in Manchester, England. The transition between Manchester and death would be unnoticeable. Mark Twain
sarcastic weather doors
In India, 'cold weather' is merely a conventional phrase and has come into use through the necessity of having some way to distinguish between weather which will melt a brass door-knob and weather which will only make it mushy. Mark Twain
sarcastic party sarcasm
Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat. Mark Twain
sarcastic people being-sarcastic
Some people don't get it when I'm being sarcastic. Leonardo DiCaprio
sarcastic book sarcasm
Why was I born with such contemporaries? Oscar Wilde
sarcastic political opinion
Arguments are extremely vulgar, for everyone in good society holds exactly the same opinion. Oscar Wilde
sarcastic mean interesting
Writers are interesting people, but often mean and petty. Lillian Hellman
sarcastic sadness jokes
In my deepest parts of sadness, I'm always making a joke or being sarcastic. Lea Thompson
sarcastic time sarcasm
Bureaucracy defends the status quo long past the time when the quo has lost its status. Laurence J. Peter
sarcastic sarcasm sense-of-humor
Sometimes Americans don't quite get my sense of humor. My good ol' British sarcasm seems to go over their heads. Lee Westwood
sarcastic laughter party
After all, what is your host's purpose in having a party? Surely not for you to enjoy yourself; if that were their sole purpose, they'd have simply sent champagne and women over to your place by taxi. P. J. O'Rourke
sarcastic character wrinkles
The old woman was not only ugly with the ugliness age brings us all but showed signs of formidable ugliness by birth - pickle-jar chin, mainsail ears and a nose like a trigonometry problem. What's more, she had the deep frown and snit wrinkles that come from a lifetime of bad character. P. J. O'Rourke
sarcastic animal doe
You can always reason with a German. You can always reason with a barnyard animal, too, for all the good it does. P. J. O'Rourke
sarcastic women peacock
She is a peacock in everything but beauty! Oscar Wilde
sarcastic house political
Now that the House of Commons is trying to become useful, it does a great deal of harm. Oscar Wilde
sarcastic divorce settling
She should get a divorce and settle down. Jack Paar