Famous Quotes & Sayings

Josh Billings

Remember the poor, it costs nothing.

Otto von Bismarck

I have only one ambition left: I should like to have a good epitaph.

Oscar Wilde

Women are never disarmed by compliments. Men always are. That is the difference between the sexes.

Julian Lennon

Dad made me laugh a lot. He was a real comedian. He had a real sarcastic sense of humour, he could really make a fool out of people. I have to watch it a little bit, because I caught that habit from him. I was really fond of him. He was my idol.

Paul Theroux

The Japanese have perfected good manners and made them indistinguishable from rudeness.

John Cleese

I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally to me.

Luther Vandross

The best things in life are free

Krysten Ritter

I am sarcastic and dry, but I also have a pretty huge zest for life.

Jeremy Northam

He has such a patronizing tone and manner, and such a sarcastic sense of humor. I found him rather brutal, a kind of elegant brutality which appealed. No, I think he came pretty much off the page.

Pamela Hansford Johnson

You slam a politician, you make out he's the devil, with horns and hoofs. But his wife loves him, and so did all his mistresses.

Julia Quinn

Nonetheless, I can't help but be flattered that you noticed the latest addition to my collection," he said. She rolled her eyes. "Because personal injuries are such a dignified thing to collect." "Are all governesses so sarcastic?

Leonardo DiCaprio

Some people don't get it when I'm being sarcastic.

Oscar Wilde

Why was I born with such contemporaries?

Oscar Wilde

Arguments are extremely vulgar, for everyone in good society holds exactly the same opinion.

Lillian Hellman

Writers are interesting people, but often mean and petty.

Lea Thompson

In my deepest parts of sadness, I'm always making a joke or being sarcastic.

Laurence J. Peter

Bureaucracy defends the status quo long past the time when the quo has lost its status.

Lee Westwood

Sometimes Americans don't quite get my sense of humor. My good ol' British sarcasm seems to go over their heads.

Natasha Leggero

My dream part would be to play Mitt Romney's sarcastic black maid. We could call it 'Mammy & Me.'

Mitchell Hurwitz

Character is what someone does, much more than who they are. I can be sarcastic or I can be fearful, but it doesn't really matter until there's a story - until someone comes in and holds us hostage.

Margot Asquith

She spends her day powdering her face till she looks like a bled pig.

Margot Asquith

He could never see a belt without hitting below it.

Margot Asquith

She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake.

Margot Asquith

He's very clever, but sometimes his brains go to his head.

Rachel Maddow

I'm a sarcastic person. I learn through humor.

Kristen Schaal

Sarcasm doesn't read sarcastic in print.

Olivia Munn

I'm really sarcastic. Not Morgan Webb sarcastic. She's dry, 100%. I'm different from her.

Oliver Goldsmith

I always get the better when I argue alone.

Oliver Goldsmith

He makes a very handsome corpse and becomes his coffin prodigiously.

P. J. O'Rourke

After all, what is your host's purpose in having a party? Surely not for you to enjoy yourself; if that were their sole purpose, they'd have simply sent champagne and women over to your place by taxi.

P. J. O'Rourke

The old woman was not only ugly with the ugliness age brings us all but showed signs of formidable ugliness by birth - pickle-jar chin, mainsail ears and a nose like a trigonometry problem. What's more, she had the deep frown and snit wrinkles that come from a lifetime of bad character.

P. J. O'Rourke

You can always reason with a German. You can always reason with a barnyard animal, too, for all the good it does.

Oscar Wilde

She is a peacock in everything but beauty!