Famous Quotes & Sayings

Thomas Sowell

There are only two ways of telling the complete truth - anonymously and posthumously.

Thomas Reed

They never open their mouths without subtracting from the sum of human knowledge.

Richard Rohr

A person who can laugh and go with life does not demand to be in control, which is why the most controlling people may be sarcastic but lack an authentic sense of humor.

Sarah Hyland

I'm a sarcastic person, and people don't get my humor sometimes

Roland Barthes

What I claim is to live to the full the contradiction of my time, which may well make sarcasm the condition of truth.

Sasha Grey

I can be a very sarcastic person, and sometimes people take every word I say literally.

Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Her skin was white as leprosy.

William Ralph Inge

Events in the past may be roughly divided into those which probably never happened and those which do not matter.

If he ever had a bright idea it would be beginner's luck.

Walter Winchell

She's been on more laps than a napkin.

Winston Churchill

There but for the grace of God, goes God.

Winston Churchill

In Russia a man is called reactionary if he objects to having his property stolen and his wife and children murdered.

Winston Churchill

Everyone has his day and some days last longer than others.

Wilson Mizner

You're a mouse studying to be a rat.

Wilson Mizner

He's the only man I ever knew who had rubber pockets so he could steal soup.

Wilson Mizner

Failure has gone to his head.

Wilson Mizner

He's a trellis for varicose veins.

Will Rogers

She was so ugly she could make a mule back away from an oat bin.

Zach Galifianakis

The problem with these interviews is that there's no sarcastic font.

W. Somerset Maugham

She plunged into a sea of platitudes, and with the powerful breast stroke of a channel swimmer, made her confident way towards the white cliffs of the obvious.

Vladimir Lenin

It is true that liberty is precious; so precious that it must be carefully rationed.

Wernher von Braun

We can lick gravity, but sometimes the paperwork is overwhelming.

Samuel Butler

He was born stupid, and greatly increased his birthright.

Samuel Goldwyn

This music won't do. There's not enough sarcasm in it.

Sean Penn

If there's anything disgusting about the movie business, it's the whoredom of my peers.

Tertullian

Now then, you dogs, whom the apostle puts outside and who yelp at the God of truth, let us come to your various questions.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

The Englishman who has lost his fortune is said to have died of a broken heart.

Lewis Thomas

Ants are so much like human beings as to be an embarrasment...They do everything but watch television.

Leslie Jamison

Post-​wounded women know that postures of pain play into limited and outmoded conceptions of womanhood. Their hurt has a new native language spoken in several dialects: sarcastic, jaded, opaque; cool and clever. They guard against those moments when melodrama or self-​pity might split their careful seams of intellect, expose the shame of self-​absorption without self-​awareness.

Lawrence G. Lovasik

A sarcastic person has a superiority complex that can be cured only by the honesty of humility.

Rudy Giuliani

That was a sarcastic remark pointing out that Bill Clinton has, quite a past, and Hillary Clinton has done quite a job on attacking the people who were victims of Bill Clinton.

Rowan Atkinson

The clear problem of the outlawing of insult is that too many things can be interpreted as such. Criticism, ridicule, sarcasm, merely stating an alternative point of view to the orthodoxy, can be interpreted as insult.

Ronald Firbank

The world is so dreadfully managed, one hardly knows to whom to complain.