Quotes about sarcastic
sarcastic sarcasm long
Sarcasm I now see to be, in general, the language of the devil; for which reason I have long since as good as renounced it. Thomas Carlyle
sarcastic children hate
Everyone who ever walked barefoot into his child's room late at night hates Legos. Tony Kornheiser
sarcastic fence-post midget
A mental midget with the IQ of a fence post. Tom Waits
sarcastic lying able
It’s not enough to be able to lie with a straight face; anybody with enough gall to raise on a busted flush can do that. The first way to lie artistically is to tell the truth — but not all of it. The second way involves telling the truth, too, but is harder: Tell the exact truth and maybe all of it…but tell it so unconvincingly that your listener is sure you are lying. Robert A. Heinlein
sarcastic hurt feels
A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good. Steven Wright
sarcastic cat sarcasm
Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
sarcastic bored
God was bored by him. Victor Hugo
sarcastic stars zero
Sarcastic Science, she would like to know, In her complacent ministry of fear, How we propose to get away from here When she has made things so we have to go Or be wiped out. Will she be asked to show Us how by rocket we may hope to steer To some star off there, say, a half light-year Through temperature of absolute zero? Why wait for Science to supply the how When any amateur can tell it now? The way to go away should be the same As fifty million years ago we came- If anyone remembers how that was I have a theory, but it hardly does. Robert Frost
sarcastic personality different
There are different kinds of humor, some is sarcastic, some introspective. Introspective fit my personality better. Rita Rudner
sarcastic fake-people husband
My husband gave me a necklace. It's fake. I requested fake. Maybe I'm paranoid, but in this day and age, I don't want something around my neck that's worth more than my head.
sarcastic sarcasm firsts
My natural-born sarcasm, when it's unimpeded, can be a bit overbearing at times and I'm the first to admit that. Tom Bergeron
sarcastic beach eye
Percy smiled at her - that sarcastic troublemaker smile that had annoyed her for years but eventually had become endearing. His sea-green eyes were as gorgeous as she remembered. His dark hair was swept to one side, like he'd just come from a walk on the beach. He looked even better than he had six months ago - tanner and taller, leaner and more muscular. Percy threw his arms around her. They kissed and for a moment nothing else mattered. An asteroid could have hit the planet and wiped out all life, and Annabeth wouldn't have cared. Rick Riordan
sarcastic sports football
We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time. Vince Lombardi
sarcastic clubs today
In the United States today, we have more than our share of the nattering nabobs of negativism. They have formed their own 4-H Club - the 'hopeless, hysterical hypochondriacs of history. Spiro T. Agnew
sarcastic emotional abortion
The male chromosome is an incomplete female chromosome. In other words the male is a walking abortion; aborted at the gene stage. To be male is to be deficient, emotionally limited; maleness is a deficiency disease and males are emotional cripples. Valerie Solanas
sarcastic belief human-bondage
She had a pretty gift for quotation, which is a serviceable substitute for wit. W. Somerset Maugham