Quotes about sarcastic
sarcastic thinking people
I'm very bubbly, so when people meet me, they sometimes think I'm fake. I'm excited to meet new people, but I guess I sound I'm being sarcastic. Lyndsy Fonseca
sarcastic hurt kindness
Making others happy, through kindness of speech and sincerity of right advice, is a sign of true greatness. To hurt another soul by sarcastic words, looks, or suggestions, is despicable. Paramahansa Yogananda
sarcastic flair
Her only flair is in her nostrils. Pauline Kael
sarcastic dog apostles
Now then, you dogs, whom the apostle puts outside and who yelp at the God of truth, let us come to your various questions. Tertullian
sarcastic heart broken
The Englishman who has lost his fortune is said to have died of a broken heart. Ralph Waldo Emerson
sarcastic future sarcasm
If the world should blow itself up, the last audible voice would be that of an expert saying it can't be done. Peter Ustinov
sarcastic sarcasm manchester
Sarcasm is a Manchester trait. Peter Hook
sarcastic sarcasm long
Sarcasm I now see to be, in general, the language of the devil; for which reason I have long since as good as renounced it. Thomas Carlyle
sarcastic children hate
Everyone who ever walked barefoot into his child's room late at night hates Legos. Tony Kornheiser
sarcastic fence-post midget
A mental midget with the IQ of a fence post. Tom Waits
sarcastic style literature
He never chooses an opinion; he just wears whatever happens to be in style. Leo Tolstoy
sarcastic hygiene literature
He knew everything about literature except how to enjoy it. Joseph Heller
sarcastic world complaining
The world is so dreadfully managed, one hardly knows to whom to complain. Ronald Firbank
sarcastic lying able
It’s not enough to be able to lie with a straight face; anybody with enough gall to raise on a busted flush can do that. The first way to lie artistically is to tell the truth — but not all of it. The second way involves telling the truth, too, but is harder: Tell the exact truth and maybe all of it…but tell it so unconvincingly that your listener is sure you are lying. Robert A. Heinlein
sarcastic hurt feels
A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good. Steven Wright
sarcastic cat sarcasm
Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect. Steven Wright
sarcastic sarcasm ants
Ants are so much like human beings as to be an embarrasment...They do everything but watch television. Lewis Thomas
sarcastic hurt clever
Post-wounded women know that postures of pain play into limited and outmoded conceptions of womanhood. Their hurt has a new native language spoken in several dialects: sarcastic, jaded, opaque; cool and clever. They guard against those moments when melodrama or self-pity might split their careful seams of intellect, expose the shame of self-absorption without self-awareness. Leslie Jamison
sarcastic honesty humility
A sarcastic person has a superiority complex that can be cured only by the honesty of humility. Lawrence G. Lovasik
sarcastic money sarcasm
It ain't often that a man's reputation outlasts his money. Josh Billings
sarcastic angel sarcasm
Man was created a little lower than the angels and has been getting a little lower ever since. Josh Billings
sarcastic hair league
Doesn't know much, but leads the league in nostril hair. Josh Billings
sarcastic sorry men
When I see a man of shallow understanding extravagantly clothed, I feel sorry - for the clothes. Josh Billings
sarcastic men hills
When a young man begins to go down hill everything seems to be greased for the occasion. Josh Billings
sarcastic sarcasm poverty
Remember the poor, it costs nothing. Josh Billings
sarcastic ambition should
I have only one ambition left: I should like to have a good epitaph. Otto von Bismarck
sarcastic sex women
Women are never disarmed by compliments. Men always are. That is the difference between the sexes. Oscar Wilde
sarcastic dad real
Dad made me laugh a lot. He was a real comedian. He had a real sarcastic sense of humour, he could really make a fool out of people. I have to watch it a little bit, because I caught that habit from him. I was really fond of him. He was my idol. Julian Lennon
sarcastic rude manners
The Japanese have perfected good manners and made them indistinguishable from rudeness. Paul Theroux
sarcastic peers disgusting
If there's anything disgusting about the movie business, it's the whoredom of my peers. Sean Penn
sarcastic clubs today
In the United States today, we have more than our share of the nattering nabobs of negativism. They have formed their own 4-H Club - the 'hopeless, hysterical hypochondriacs of history. Spiro T. Agnew
sarcastic hurt sometimes
I'm sarcastic, skeptical, and sometimes callous because I'm still afraid, deep down, of letting myself be hurt. Sylvia Plath
sarcastic sarcasm firsts
My natural-born sarcasm, when it's unimpeded, can be a bit overbearing at times and I'm the first to admit that. Tom Bergeron