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sarcastic sorry mean
Being Politically Correct means always having to say you're sorry. Charles Osgood
sarcastic sheep
Being attacked by him is like being savaged by a dead sheep. Denis Healey
sarcastic enemy ifs
If you don't advertise yourself you will be advertised by your loving enemies. Elbert Hubbard
sarcastic smell used
Perfume: any smell that is used to drown a worse one.
sarcastic sarcasm irony
Neither irony or sarcasm is argument. Samuel Butler
sarcastic father son
While [the Arians], like men sprung from a dunghill, truly "spoke from the earth" [Jn. 3:31], the bishops [of Nicea], not having invented their phrases for themselves, but having testimony from their fathers, wrote as they did. For ancient bishops, of the great Rome and our city [i.e., Alexandria, Egypt, where Athanasius was bishop], some 130 years ago, wrote and censured those who said that the Son was a creature and not consubstantial with the Father. Athanasius
sarcastic ships sinking
She was like a sinking ship firing on the rescuers. Alexander Woollcott
sarcastic funny-life imagination
I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but I see you are unarmed! William Shakespeare
sarcastic thinking people
Their demeanor is invariably morose, sullen, clownish and repulsive. I should think there is not, on the face of the earth, a people so entirely destitute of humor, vivacity, or the capacity for enjoyment. Charles Dickens
witty truth science
There is one thing even more vital to science than intelligent methods; and that is, the sincere desire to find out the truth, whatever it may be. Charles Pierce
witty wicked novel
Glenda Adams has written a wicked and witty novel. Diane Johnson
witty character giving
Il ne faut point donner d'esprit a' ses personnages; mais savoir les placer dans des circonstances qui leur en donnent. You should not give wit to your characters, but know instead how to put them in situations which will make them witty. Denis Diderot
witty style doe
The history of all Magazines shows plainly that those which have attained celebrity were indebted for it to articles similar in natureto Berenice--although, I grant you, far superior in style and execution. I say similar in nature. You ask me in what does this nature consist? In the ludicrous heightened into the grotesque: the fearful coloured into the horrible: the witty exaggerated into the burlesque: the singular wrought out into the strange and mystical. Edgar Allan Poe
witty where-you-are
Make the most of What you have, When you have it, Where you are. Eleanor Roosevelt
witty teaching humorous
The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offense. Edsger Dijkstra
witty done important-macbeth
If it were done when 'tis done, then 'twere well. It were done quickly.
witty business government
Government 'help' to business is just as disastrous as government persecution... the only way a government can be of service to national prosperity is by keeping its hands off. Ayn Rand
witty humorous writing
I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can write better. A. J. Liebling
humorous cards records
The notion of a record is an obsolete remnant of the days of the 80-column card. Dennis Ritchie
humorous disease problem
PL/1, the fatal disease, belongs more to the problem set than to the solution set.
humorous eye balls
The pitcher wound up and he flang the ball at the batter. The batter swang and missed. The pitcher flang the ball again and this time the batter connected. He hit a high fly right to the center fielder. The center fielder was all set to catch the ball, but at the last minute his eyes were blound by the sun and he dropped it. Dizzy Dean
humorous office since small
Since it's a very small car, I don't have much office space.
humorous phones comedy
That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. Jeff Foxworthy
humorous lunch views
Cultivate," I said, "a sense of humor. From a humorous point of view this lunch is rather good. Jerome K. Jerome
humorous might canada
Quebec from the boat looked like the ramparts where Hamlet's ghost might have walked. Charlie Chaplin
humorous rejection acting
Actors search for rejection. If they don't get it they reject themselves.
humorous eye men
There are many pleasant fictions of the law in constant operation, but there is not one so pleasant or practically humorous as that which supposes every man to be of equal value in its impartial eye, and the benefits of all laws to be equally attainable by all men, without the smallest reference to the furniture of their pockets.