Quotes about sarcastic
sarcastic thinking people
Their demeanor is invariably morose, sullen, clownish and repulsive. I should think there is not, on the face of the earth, a people so entirely destitute of humor, vivacity, or the capacity for enjoyment. Charles Dickens
sarcastic fall names
So boring you fall asleep halfway through her name. Alan Bennett
sarcastic giving mustache
Nature played a cruel trick on her by giving her a waxed mustache. Alan Bennett
sarcastic trying please
Please try not to be such a wiener-head. Dave Barry
sarcastic fitness sarcasm
The word aerobics comes from two Greek words: aero, meaning “ability to,” and bics, meaning “withstand tremendous boredom. Dave Barry
sarcastic stars war
Since I started making films, I've been a nut for dialogue. When I first saw Star Wars when I was 12 years old, I came home and recited all of the lines from it. Before I talked about Death Stars exploding and Tie Fighters I was talking about how funny Princess Leia was and how sarcastic Han Solo was. So to me that's always the most important thing, and I love hearing great actors say great lines. Bryan Singer
sarcastic daughter dad
My daughter got me a 'World's Best Dad' mug. So we know she's sarcastic. Bob Odenkirk
sarcastic reading writing
A great many people now reading and writing would be better employed keeping rabbits. Edith Sitwell
sarcastic block feet
If I were Achilles I would put my foot in a f**k off block of concrete! Eddie Izzard
sarcastic herbs
You say 'erbs, and we say Herbs because there's a f*****g H in it! Eddie Izzard
sarcastic zips snobbish
He's so snobbish he has an unlisted zip-code. Earl Wilson
sarcastic business sarcasm
The one function that TV news performs very well is that when there is no news we give it to you with the same emphasis as if it were. David Brinkley
sarcastic mean born
Gaia spins on, silently contemplating what it means to be born into a sarcastic universe. David Brin
sarcastic teacher stars
Being the offspring of English teachers is a mixed blessing. When the film star says to you, on the air, 'It was a perfect script for she and I,' inside your head you hear, in the sarcastic voice of your late father, 'Perfect for she, eh? And perfect for I, also?' Dick Cavett
sarcastic sides
I have some sarcastic sides of me. Eden Sher
sarcastic looks four
A four-hundred-dollar suit on him would look like socks on a rooster. Earl Long
sarcastic black very-sarcastic
Colombian humor is very black, very sarcastic. Barbet Schroeder
sarcastic things-in-life taxes-funny
The best things in life are free - and $19.95. Billy Mays
sarcastic boat peruvians
The Mexicans descend from the Aztecs; the Peruvians descend from the Incas; the Argentineans descend from the boats. Carlos Fuentes
sarcastic hero feet
CALVIN: Our hero regains consciousness at the feet of a sarcastic alien. Bill Watterson
sarcastic lovely figures
She not only kept her lovely figure, she's added so much to it. Bob Fosse
sarcastic mother sarcasm
If you ever become a mother, can I have one of the puppies? Charlie Pierce
sarcastic gone
She's good, being gone. William Shakespeare
sarcastic july december
He makes a July's day short as December. William Shakespeare
sarcastic sophisticated egotistical
A sophisticated rhetorician, inebriated with the exuberance of his own verbosity. Benjamin Disraeli
sarcastic work teaching
Little things affect little minds. Benjamin Disraeli
sarcastic work ignorance
He was distinguished for ignorance; for he had only one idea, and that was wrong. Benjamin Disraeli
sarcastic writing singing
Everything I write is personal, really. Even when I'm sarcastic, it's quite personal. And on this record, from the production to the singing to the performances, I got it really honest. To the modern ear, it seems soft. When you hear it against other things, it seems vulnerable. Lyrically and musically, though, this is more subtle. And, yes, it's asking a lot of someone who's used to being hit over the head with bright neon to listen to this. Ben Folds
sarcastic women expression
She's the sort of woman who lives for others - you can tell the others by their hunted expression. C. S. Lewis
sarcastic laughter laughing
Why do we laugh at such terrible things? Because comedy is often the sarcastic realization of inescapable tragedy. Bryant H. McGill
sarcastic art architecture
Abstract art: a product of the untalented sold by the unprincipled to the utterly bewildered. Al Capp
sarcastic depressing jobs
The service in L.A. is the best. You don't get sarcastic, surly, fed-up waiters and waitresses like you do in England. They're good at their job and they're there for the customer. The only depressing thing is a lot of them have written more screenplays than me. Ricky Gervais
sarcastic men common-sense
He was one of those men who possess almost every gift, except the gift of the power to use them. Charles Kingsley