Quotes about sarcastic
sarcastic thinking people
Their demeanor is invariably morose, sullen, clownish and repulsive. I should think there is not, on the face of the earth, a people so entirely destitute of humor, vivacity, or the capacity for enjoyment. Charles Dickens
sarcastic fall names
So boring you fall asleep halfway through her name. Alan Bennett
sarcastic giving mustache
Nature played a cruel trick on her by giving her a waxed mustache. Alan Bennett
sarcastic trying please
Please try not to be such a wiener-head. Dave Barry
sarcastic fitness sarcasm
The word aerobics comes from two Greek words: aero, meaning “ability to,” and bics, meaning “withstand tremendous boredom. Dave Barry
sarcastic stars war
Since I started making films, I've been a nut for dialogue. When I first saw Star Wars when I was 12 years old, I came home and recited all of the lines from it. Before I talked about Death Stars exploding and Tie Fighters I was talking about how funny Princess Leia was and how sarcastic Han Solo was. So to me that's always the most important thing, and I love hearing great actors say great lines. Bryan Singer
sarcastic teacher children
I was very bored at school. I found it very easy and slow and grey. My teachers didn't really know how to handle me, because I was very sarcastic. I was over-confident, arrogant, a typical youngest child. I went through periods of withdrawing into myself and school psychologists tried to figure me out, work out why I didn't fit in. I found that irritating, too. Carlos Ruiz Zafon
sarcastic daughter dad
My daughter got me a 'World's Best Dad' mug. So we know she's sarcastic. Bob Odenkirk
sarcastic reading writing
A great many people now reading and writing would be better employed keeping rabbits. Edith Sitwell
sarcastic block feet
If I were Achilles I would put my foot in a f**k off block of concrete! Eddie Izzard
sarcastic herbs
You say 'erbs, and we say Herbs because there's a f*****g H in it! Eddie Izzard
sarcastic zips snobbish
He's so snobbish he has an unlisted zip-code. Earl Wilson
sarcastic business sarcasm
The one function that TV news performs very well is that when there is no news we give it to you with the same emphasis as if it were. David Brinkley
sarcastic mean born
Gaia spins on, silently contemplating what it means to be born into a sarcastic universe. David Brin
sarcastic teacher stars
Being the offspring of English teachers is a mixed blessing. When the film star says to you, on the air, 'It was a perfect script for she and I,' inside your head you hear, in the sarcastic voice of your late father, 'Perfect for she, eh? And perfect for I, also?' Dick Cavett
sarcastic sides
I have some sarcastic sides of me. Eden Sher
sarcastic looks four
A four-hundred-dollar suit on him would look like socks on a rooster. Earl Long
sarcastic boat peruvians
The Mexicans descend from the Aztecs; the Peruvians descend from the Incas; the Argentineans descend from the boats. Carlos Fuentes
sarcastic voice obnoxious
His voice was the most obnoxious squeak I ever was tormented with. Charles Lamb
sarcastic waiting vampire
Should we do this now?" Pam gave an almost inaudible snort. She was smiling in the glow of the streetlight, suddenly exhilarated. "You waiting for an engraved invite?" Lord save me from sarcastic vampires. Charlaine Harris
sarcastic art prostitution
What is art? Prostitution. Charles Baudelaire
sarcastic flirting order
In order to avoid being called a flirt, she always yielded easily. Charles Maurice de Talleyrand
sarcastic good-friend fishing
She is such a good friend that she would throw all her acquaintances into the water for the pleasure of fishing them out again. Charles Maurice de Talleyrand
sarcastic mind peanuts
My mind reels with sarcastic replies. Charles M. Schulz
sarcastic hero feet
CALVIN: Our hero regains consciousness at the feet of a sarcastic alien. Bill Watterson
sarcastic black very-sarcastic
Colombian humor is very black, very sarcastic. Barbet Schroeder
sarcastic gone
She's good, being gone. William Shakespeare
sarcastic july december
He makes a July's day short as December. William Shakespeare
sarcastic men morality
He was as great as a man can be without morality. Alexis de Tocqueville
sarcastic depressing jobs
The service in L.A. is the best. You don't get sarcastic, surly, fed-up waiters and waitresses like you do in England. They're good at their job and they're there for the customer. The only depressing thing is a lot of them have written more screenplays than me. Ricky Gervais
sarcastic real mean
We're weird guys. I don't know if a lot of people get our humor. A lot of people probably think we're jerks. We're real sarcastic. Really ironic and stuff. We mean well, but we joke around probably a lot more than we should. Brendon Urie
sarcastic writing sarcasm
When I first started writing, I was living in England and I had that uniquely English sense of sarcasm, which has definitely seemed to have left me. I am a naturalized American and my sensibility has become far more American. Jane Green
sarcastic song humor
In my opinion, I think sarcasm and humor in a song, without turning it into a novelty song, is really charming. Alanis Morissette