Famous Quotes & Sayings

Charles Maurice de Talleyrand

In order to avoid being called a flirt, she always yielded easily.

Charles Maurice de Talleyrand

She is such a good friend that she would throw all her acquaintances into the water for the pleasure of fishing them out again.

Charles M. Schulz

My mind reels with sarcastic replies.

Bill Watterson

CALVIN: Our hero regains consciousness at the feet of a sarcastic alien.

Bob Fosse

She not only kept her lovely figure, she's added so much to it.

Charlie Pierce

If you ever become a mother, can I have one of the puppies?

William Shakespeare

She's good, being gone.

William Shakespeare

He makes a July's day short as December.

Carlos Fuentes

The Mexicans descend from the Aztecs; the Peruvians descend from the Incas; the Argentineans descend from the boats.

Callie Khouri

Chick flick is not a term used to praise a movie. Nobody says 'it's a great chick flick.' It's a way of being derisive. I'm not clear why it's ok to do it.

Billy Mays

The best things in life are free - and $19.95.

Dorothy L. Sayers

He was so crooked, you could have used his spine for a safety-pin.

Dalai Lama

I love smiles. That is a fact. How to develop smiles? There are a variety of smiles. Some smiles are sarcastic. Some smiles are artificial-diplomatic smiles. These smiles do not produce satisfaction, but rather fear or suspicion. But a genuine smile gives us hope, freshness. If we want a genuine smile, then first we must produce the basis for a smile to come.

J. D. Salinger

I can be quite sarcastic when I'm in the mood.

Ivy Compton-Burnett

Pushing forty? She's hanging on for dear life.

Jack London

Where others have hearts, he carries a tumor of rotten principles.

J. C. Watts

Death and taxes may be inevitable, but they shouldn't be related.

Ginnifer Goodwin

Oh, my, yes. I was raised in this Southern culture where if a guy was sarcastic, that just meant he didn't know how to show his love - but secretly he cared! I completely bought that. The men I chased and the things I put up with - it was criminal.

Neil Gaiman

The cat looked as if it were about to say something sarcastic. Then it flicked its whiskers and said, "Challenge her. There's no guarantee she'll play fair, but her kind of thing loves games and challenges.

John Steinbeck

He is so stupid you can't trust him with an idea.

John Philpot Curran

His smile is like the silver plate on a coffin.

Nancy Banks Smith

This is one of those big, fat paperbacks, intended to while away a monsoon or two, which, if thrown with a good overarm action, will bring a water buffalo to its knees.

Tobias Smollett

Some folks are wise and some are otherwise.

Sky Ferreira

I'm pretty sarcastic, and sometimes that doesn't come across on the Internet. It seems I'm being rude or stupid.

Simone Signoret

He never bore a grudge against anyone he wronged.

Margaret Halsey

He must have had a magnificent build before his stomach went in for a career of its own.

Kin Hubbard

Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he's overcharging you.

Kin Hubbard

A good listener is usually thinking about something else.

Melissa Rivers

My son Cooper has just turned ten and the sarcasm fairy has already started to take up residence inside his body. Not only am I living with my mother - again! - but I've also got her mini-me to contend with.

Eric Hoffer

When people are free to do as they please, they usually imitate each other.

Henry Adams

There is no such thing as an underestimate of average intelligence.

Hedda Hopper

You had to stand in line to hate him.

Hedrick Smith

Russians will consume marinated mushrooms and vodka, salted herring and vodka, smoked salmon and vodka, salami and vodka, caviar on brown bread and vodka, pickled cucumbers and vodka, cold tongue and vodka, red beet salad and vodka, scallions and vodka-anything and everything and vodka.