Quotes about sarcastic
sarcastic skins waste
He's so small, he's a waste of skin. Fred Allen
sarcastic men punning
Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted. Fred Allen
sarcastic triumph sugar
The triumph of sugar over diabetes. George Jean Nathan
sarcastic successful knives
The secret of a successful restaurant is sharp knives. George Orwell
sarcastic laughter smart
Weather forecast for tonight: dark. George Carlin
sarcastic men ideas
Your idea of fidelity is not having more than one man in bed at the same time. Frederic Raphael
sarcastic destiny hands
Destiny stands by sarcastic with our dramatis personae folded in her hand. George Eliot
sarcastic women scotland
You have sensible women here [in England] but then, they are very devils--censorious, uncharitable, sarcastic--the women in Scotland have twice--thrice their freedom, with all their virtue--and are very conversable and agreeable--their educations are more finished. Fanny Burney
sarcastic ideas mind
His mind is so open - so open that ideas simply pass through it. F. H. Bradley
sarcastic snakes want
I would not want to put him in charge of snake control in Ireland. Eugene McCarthy
sarcastic running sap
Why don't you bore a hole in yourself and let the sap run out? Groucho Marx
sarcastic thinking rooms
Don't look now, but there's one too many in this room and I think it's you. Groucho Marx
sarcastic humble humility
Don't be humble... you're not that great. Golda Meir
sarcastic dog fun
Debating against him is no fun, say something insulting and he looks at you like a whipped dog. Harold Wilson
sarcastic dog men
For some are in the habit of carrying about the name in wicked guile, while they still practice things unworthy of God. You must flee these as you would wild beasts. For they are ravening dogs, who bite secretly, against whom you must be on your guard, since they are men who can scarcely be cured. Ignatius of Antioch
sarcastic horse nice
Go anywhere in England where there are natural wholesome, contented and really nice English people; and what do you find? That the stables are the real centre of the household. George Bernard Shaw
sarcastic respect mean
Men have to do some awfully mean things to keep up their respectability. George Bernard Shaw
sarcastic sarcasm men
It's easier to replace a dead man than a good picture. George Bernard Shaw
sarcastic sarcasm would-be
I would like to take you seriously, but to do so would be an affront to your intelligence. George Bernard Shaw
sarcastic science creating
Science never solves a problem without creating ten more. George Bernard Shaw
sarcastic thinking careers
He knows nothing and thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career. George Bernard Shaw
sarcastic time sarcasm
Better never than late. George Bernard Shaw
sarcastic food science
Statistics show that of those who contract the habit of eating, very few survive. George Bernard Shaw
sarcastic boys city-of-lost-souls
She realized that this scarred, sarcastic boy, was gentle with the things he loved. Cassandra Clare
sarcastic thinking brutality
He has such a patronizing tone and manner, and such a sarcastic sense of humor. I found him rather brutal, a kind of elegant brutality which appealed. No, I think he came pretty much off the page. Jeremy Northam
sarcastic guy want
I'm really good at being sarcastic with guys. That's the best way to hang out with them, because that's what guys . They don't want the quiet, prissy little things. Jessica Alba
sarcastic pain lying
I thought I'd lie on the floor and writhe in pain for a while," he grunted, "It relaxes me." "It does? Oh - you're being sarcastic. That's a good sign probably. Cassandra Clare
sarcastic zest-for-life dry
I am sarcastic and dry, but I also have a pretty huge zest for life. Krysten Ritter
sarcastic men made
He must have killed a lot of men to have made so much money. Moliere
sarcastic eye keyholes
He was so narrow minded he could see through a keyhole with both eyes. Molly Ivins
sarcastic running men
Why are we honoring this man? Have we run out of human beings? Milton Berle
sarcastic brother should-have
An editor should have a pimp for a brother so he'd have someone to look up to. Gene Fowler
sarcastic sorry feels
Sorry I'm so sarcastic. I feel really bad about it. Jennette McCurdy