Quotes about sarcastic
sarcastic looks chrysanthemums
Why don't you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum. P. G. Wodehouse
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It's always darkest before it turns absolutely pitch black. Paul Newman
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You slam a politician, you make out he's the devil, with horns and hoofs. But his wife loves him, and so did all his mistresses. Pamela Hansford Johnson
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Nonetheless, I can't help but be flattered that you noticed the latest addition to my collection," he said. She rolled her eyes. "Because personal injuries are such a dignified thing to collect." "Are all governesses so sarcastic? Julia Quinn
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I'm a sarcastic person. I learn through humor. Rachel Maddow
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The snow may be falling in the winter of my discontent, but at least I've got sarcastic company. John Green
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Useless as a pulled tooth. Mary Roberts Rinehart
sarcastic brother art
My brothers are both 6 ft. 5 in., and if you have younger brothers who are bigger than you then you have to learn the ancient martial art of sarcasm. Nick Moran
sarcastic happened
I find that the further I go back, the better things were, whether they happened or not. Mark Twain
sarcastic dream play
My dream part would be to play Mitt Romney's sarcastic black maid. We could call it 'Mammy & Me.' Natasha Leggero
sarcastic character stories
Character is what someone does, much more than who they are. I can be sarcastic or I can be fearful, but it doesn't really matter until there's a story - until someone comes in and holds us hostage. Mitchell Hurwitz
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America is one long expectoration. Oscar Wilde
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I've no time for broads who want to rule the world alone. Without men, who'd do up the zipper on the back of your dress? Mae West
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Good women are no fun... The only good woman I can recall in history was Betsy Ross. And all she ever made was a flag.
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I'm single because I was born that way.
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It isn't what I do, but how I do it. It isn't what I say, but how I say it, and how I look when I do it and say it.
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I only read biographies, metaphysics and psychology. I can dream up my own fiction.
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No one can have everything, so you have to try for what you want most.
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I never said it would be easy, I only said it would be worth it.
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I've been things and seen places.
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I made myself platinum, but I was born a dirty blonde.
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I'm no model lady. A model's just an imitation of the real thing.
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I'm a woman of very few words, but lots of action.
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The finest woman that ever walked the streets.
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It's all right for a perfect stranger to kiss your hand as long as he's perfect.
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Women like a man with a past, but they prefer a man with a present
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You are never too old to become younger!
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Ladies who play with fire must remember that smoke gets in their eyes.
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Ten men waiting for me at the door? Send one of them home, I'm tired.
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If a little is great, and a lot is better, then way too much is just about right!
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Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
sarcastic running witty
Everyone has the right to run his own life- even if you're heading for a crash. What I'm against is blind flying.
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Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.