Quotes about sarcastic
sarcastic sarcasm men
It's easier to replace a dead man than a good picture. George Bernard Shaw
sarcastic sarcasm would-be
I would like to take you seriously, but to do so would be an affront to your intelligence. George Bernard Shaw
sarcastic science creating
Science never solves a problem without creating ten more. George Bernard Shaw
sarcastic thinking careers
He knows nothing and thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career. George Bernard Shaw
sarcastic time sarcasm
Better never than late. George Bernard Shaw
sarcastic food science
Statistics show that of those who contract the habit of eating, very few survive. George Bernard Shaw
sarcastic mouths
She looked as though butter wouldn't melt in her mouth - or anywhere else. Elsa Lanchester
sarcastic sarcasm mood
I can be quite sarcastic when I'm in the mood. J. D. Salinger
sarcastic hanging-on pushing
Pushing forty? She's hanging on for dear life. Ivy Compton-Burnett
sarcastic heart rotten
Where others have hearts, he carries a tumor of rotten principles. Jack London
sarcastic may inevitable
Death and taxes may be inevitable, but they shouldn't be related. J. C. Watts
sarcastic sarcastic-person persons
I'm a sarcastic person. I learn through humor. Rachel Maddow
sarcastic fall winter
The snow may be falling in the winter of my discontent, but at least I've got sarcastic company. John Green
sarcastic guy want
I'm really good at being sarcastic with guys. That's the best way to hang out with them, because that's what guys . They don't want the quiet, prissy little things. Jessica Alba
sarcastic happened
I find that the further I go back, the better things were, whether they happened or not. Mark Twain
sarcastic dream play
My dream part would be to play Mitt Romney's sarcastic black maid. We could call it 'Mammy & Me.' Natasha Leggero
sarcastic character stories
Character is what someone does, much more than who they are. I can be sarcastic or I can be fearful, but it doesn't really matter until there's a story - until someone comes in and holds us hostage. Mitchell Hurwitz
sarcastic pigs faces
She spends her day powdering her face till she looks like a bled pig. Margot Asquith
sarcastic hitting belts
He could never see a belt without hitting below it. Margot Asquith
sarcastic lying cake
She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake. Margot Asquith
sarcastic clever brain
He's very clever, but sometimes his brains go to his head. Margot Asquith
sarcastic running men
Why are we honoring this man? Have we run out of human beings? Milton Berle
sarcastic tired bored
Somehow I found him. Somehow I found Al's sarcastic thoughts, bitter and old. Tired, angry, bored. Alone. Kim Harrison
sarcastic sarcasm print
Sarcasm doesn't read sarcastic in print. Kristen Schaal
sarcastic lying hats
You take the lies out of him, and he'll shrink to the size of your hat; you take the malice out of him, and he'll disappear. Mark Twain
sarcastic waiting vacancy
He was a solemn, unsmiling, sanctimonious old iceberg who looked like he was waiting for a vacancy in the Trinity. Mark Twain
sarcastic ignorance intelligence
His ignorance covers the world like a blanket, and there's scarcely a hole in it anywhere. Mark Twain
sarcastic world germany
Germany, the diseased world's bathhouse. Mark Twain
sarcastic cabbage useless
He is useless on top of the ground; he ought to be under it, inspiring the cabbages. Mark Twain
sarcastic heart worry
'Don't you worry, and don't you hurry.' I know that phrase by heart, and if all other music should perish out of the world it would still sing to me. Mark Twain
sarcastic sea sight
I could never learn to like her, except on a raft at sea with no other provisions in sight. Mark Twain
sarcastic sarcasm stubborn
Facts are stubborn, but statistics are more pliable. Mark Twain
sarcastic jobs real
In the real world, nothing happens at the right place at the right time. It is the job of journalists and historians to correct that. Mark Twain