Famous Quotes & Sayings

Ricky Gervais

The service in L.A. is the best. You don't get sarcastic, surly, fed-up waiters and waitresses like you do in England. They're good at their job and they're there for the customer. The only depressing thing is a lot of them have written more screenplays than me.

Brendon Urie

We're weird guys. I don't know if a lot of people get our humor. A lot of people probably think we're jerks. We're real sarcastic. Really ironic and stuff. We mean well, but we joke around probably a lot more than we should.

Brittany Murphy

I do sarcasm really poorly.

Bob Odenkirk

My daughter got me a 'World's Best Dad' mug. So we know she's sarcastic.

Edith Sitwell

A great many people now reading and writing would be better employed keeping rabbits.

Eddie Izzard

If I were Achilles I would put my foot in a f**k off block of concrete!

Eddie Izzard

You say 'erbs, and we say Herbs because there's a f*****g H in it!

Earl Wilson

He's so snobbish he has an unlisted zip-code.

David Brinkley

The one function that TV news performs very well is that when there is no news we give it to you with the same emphasis as if it were.

David Brin

Gaia spins on, silently contemplating what it means to be born into a sarcastic universe.

Barbet Schroeder

Colombian humor is very black, very sarcastic.

Elizabeth Taylor

Some of my best leading men have been dogs and horses.

Ashley Benson

I don't want to be with someone boring because I'm always laughing. I to play jokes on people and be sarcastic.

Ashleigh Brilliant

We've been through so much together, and most of it was your fault.

Ashleigh Brilliant

I want to reach your mind - where is it currently located?

Ashleigh Brilliant

If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.

Ashleigh Brilliant

I will always love the false image I had of you.

Sydney Smith

Scotland: That garret of the earth - that knuckle-end of England - that land of Calvin, oatcakes, and sulfur.

Sydney Smith

He not only overflowed with learning, but stood in the slop.

Jane Green

When I first started writing, I was living in England and I had that uniquely English sense of sarcasm, which has definitely seemed to have left me. I am a naturalized American and my sensibility has become far more American.

Dick Cavett

Being the offspring of English teachers is a mixed blessing. When the film star says to you, on the air, 'It was a perfect script for she and I,' inside your head you hear, in the sarcastic voice of your late father, 'Perfect for she, eh? And perfect for I, also?'

Eden Sher

I have some sarcastic sides of me.

Earl Long

A four-hundred-dollar suit on him would look like socks on a rooster.

Charles Dickens

Their demeanor is invariably morose, sullen, clownish and repulsive. I should think there is not, on the face of the earth, a people so entirely destitute of humor, vivacity, or the capacity for enjoyment.

Alan Bennett

So boring you fall asleep halfway through her name.

Alan Bennett

Nature played a cruel trick on her by giving her a waxed mustache.

Dave Barry

Please try not to be such a wiener-head.

Dave Barry

The word aerobics comes from two Greek words: aero, meaning “ability to,” and bics, meaning “withstand tremendous boredom.

Bryan Singer

Since I started making films, I've been a nut for dialogue. When I first saw Star Wars when I was 12 years old, I came home and recited all of the lines from it. Before I talked about Death Stars exploding and Tie Fighters I was talking about how funny Princess Leia was and how sarcastic Han Solo was. So to me that's always the most important thing, and I love hearing great actors say great lines.

Carlos Ruiz Zafon

I was very bored at school. I found it very easy and slow and grey. My teachers didn't really know how to handle me, because I was very sarcastic. I was over-confident, arrogant, a typical youngest child. I went through periods of withdrawing into myself and school psychologists tried to figure me out, work out why I didn't fit in. I found that irritating, too.

Charles Lamb

His voice was the most obnoxious squeak I ever was tormented with.

Charlaine Harris

‎Should we do this now?" Pam gave an almost inaudible snort. She was smiling in the glow of the streetlight, suddenly exhilarated. "You waiting for an engraved invite?" Lord save me from sarcastic vampires.

Charles Baudelaire

What is art? Prostitution.