Famous Quotes & Sayings

Carlos Fuentes

The Mexicans descend from the Aztecs; the Peruvians descend from the Incas; the Argentineans descend from the boats.

Charles Dickens

Their demeanor is invariably morose, sullen, clownish and repulsive. I should think there is not, on the face of the earth, a people so entirely destitute of humor, vivacity, or the capacity for enjoyment.

Ricky Gervais

The service in L.A. is the best. You don't get sarcastic, surly, fed-up waiters and waitresses like you do in England. They're good at their job and they're there for the customer. The only depressing thing is a lot of them have written more screenplays than me.

Dave Barry

Please try not to be such a wiener-head.

Dave Barry

The word aerobics comes from two Greek words: aero, meaning “ability to,” and bics, meaning “withstand tremendous boredom.

Bryan Singer

Since I started making films, I've been a nut for dialogue. When I first saw Star Wars when I was 12 years old, I came home and recited all of the lines from it. Before I talked about Death Stars exploding and Tie Fighters I was talking about how funny Princess Leia was and how sarcastic Han Solo was. So to me that's always the most important thing, and I love hearing great actors say great lines.

Carlos Ruiz Zafon

I was very bored at school. I found it very easy and slow and grey. My teachers didn't really know how to handle me, because I was very sarcastic. I was over-confident, arrogant, a typical youngest child. I went through periods of withdrawing into myself and school psychologists tried to figure me out, work out why I didn't fit in. I found that irritating, too.

Alan Bennett

So boring you fall asleep halfway through her name.

Alan Bennett

Nature played a cruel trick on her by giving her a waxed mustache.

Charlotte Bronte

Alas! never had I loved him so well!

David Talbot

Expect URZ stock to perform well as mining begins at Nichols Ranch.

Campbell Newman

Well, something is happening in Queensland that is not happening anywhere else.

Jamie Redknapp

You've got to do it all, the physical as well as the skilful.

Charles Spurgeon

To reclaim the prodigal is well, but to save him from ever being a prodigal is better.

Chi Chi Rodriguez

I never prayed that I would make a putt. I prayed that I would react well if I missed.

Louis C. K.

When I got divorced, I thought 'Well, there goes my act.'

Elie Wiesel

Only fanatics — in religion as well as in politics — can find a meaning in someone else’s death.

Calvin Trillin

Canadians are very well behaved, they don't throw their food.

James Cook

A salesman sees a commission.

Robert Klein

Fear is the greatest salesman.

Wolfgang Puck

Thirty-five years ago, being a cook was the same as being a used-car salesman.