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sarcastic thinking people
Their demeanor is invariably morose, sullen, clownish and repulsive. I should think there is not, on the face of the earth, a people so entirely destitute of humor, vivacity, or the capacity for enjoyment. Charles Dickens
sarcastic fall names
So boring you fall asleep halfway through her name. Alan Bennett
sarcastic giving mustache
Nature played a cruel trick on her by giving her a waxed mustache. Alan Bennett
sarcastic trying please
Please try not to be such a wiener-head. Dave Barry
sarcastic fitness sarcasm
The word aerobics comes from two Greek words: aero, meaning “ability to,” and bics, meaning “withstand tremendous boredom. Dave Barry
sarcastic stars war
Since I started making films, I've been a nut for dialogue. When I first saw Star Wars when I was 12 years old, I came home and recited all of the lines from it. Before I talked about Death Stars exploding and Tie Fighters I was talking about how funny Princess Leia was and how sarcastic Han Solo was. So to me that's always the most important thing, and I love hearing great actors say great lines. Bryan Singer
sarcastic teacher children
I was very bored at school. I found it very easy and slow and grey. My teachers didn't really know how to handle me, because I was very sarcastic. I was over-confident, arrogant, a typical youngest child. I went through periods of withdrawing into myself and school psychologists tried to figure me out, work out why I didn't fit in. I found that irritating, too. Carlos Ruiz Zafon
sarcastic daughter dad
My daughter got me a 'World's Best Dad' mug. So we know she's sarcastic. Bob Odenkirk
sarcastic reading writing
A great many people now reading and writing would be better employed keeping rabbits. Edith Sitwell
grease brain use
On quantum theory I use up more brain grease (rough translation of German idiom) than on relativity. Albert Einstein
grease books-and-movies philosopher
Don't call me a mindless philosopher, you overweight glob of grease. Anthony Daniels
grease tone window
But I'm tone deaf - window-shattering tone deaf. I can't sing for the life of me. I can't sing or dance, so no remake of 'Grease' for me! Dev Patel
grease meat foam
In twentieth-century Old Earth, a fast food chain took dead cow meat, fried it in grease, added carcinogens, wrapped it in petroleum-based foam, and sold nine hundred billion units. Human beings. Go figure. Dan Simmons
grease machines done
Social networks are like grease - in some cases, gasoline - for our personal business networking machines. If you aren't plugged in, you will be out-done by better-connected, hyper-networked colleagues and competitors. Danah Boyd
grease people using
When most people talk about biofuels, they talk about using oils or grease from plants. Craig Venter
grease great king lead pigs populace sovereigns
ANOINT, v.t. To grease a king or other great functionary already sufficiently slippery.As sovereigns are anointed by the priesthood, So pigs to lead the populace are greased good. --Judibras Ambrose Gwinett Bierce
grease fantastic stage
I put £150,000 into the stage production of Grease and have got back £1.5 million so far. It has been a fantastic success. Jeffrey Archer
grease dull floating
Novels as dull as dishwater, with the grease of random sentiments floating on top. Italo Calvino
sausage imagine said
I'll leave it to you, Sassenach," he said dryly, "to imagine what it feels like to arrive unexpectedly in the midst of a brothel, in possession of a verra large sausage. Diana Gabaldon
sausage meat conservative
The meat in the sausage has got to be Conservative. Boris Johnson
sausage profit knows
Profits, like sausages... are esteemed most by those who know least about what goes into them. Alvin Toffler
sausage meat doe
I'm a vegetarian. You're a what? I don't eat meat. How can you not eat meat? I just don't. He says he does not eat meat. What? No meat? No meat. Steak? No... Chickens! No... And what about the sausage? No, no sausage, no meat! He says he does not eat any meat. Not even sausage? I know! What is wrong with him? What is wrong with you? Nothing, I just don't eat meat! Jonathan Safran Foer
sausage bologna pope
Bologna is celebrated for producing popes, painters, and sausage. Lord Byron
sausage enough starvation
The French got enough from the Germans to save them from starvation; but many a woman sold herself for a loaf or a chunk of sausage. Ernst Toller
sausage want might
A novel is like a sausage. You might like the final taste but you don't want to see how it was made. Harlan Coben
sausage want watches
Politics is like sausages, you don't want to watch either being made. Otto von Bismarck
sausage matter pork
No sausage?" he asked. Apparently my pork consumption habits were a matter of public record. Maureen Johnson