Quotes about humor
humorous shipping rough
It's rough to go through life with your contents looking as if they settled during shipping. Milton Berle
humorous program source
SCCS, the source motel! Programs check in and never check out! Ken Thompson
humorous states steady
The steady state of disks is full.
humorous health doctors
Modern medicine is a negation of health. It isn't organized to serve human health, but only itself, as an institution. It makes more people sick than it heals. Ivan Illich
humor tragedy pants
Humor is merely tragedy standing on its head with its pants torn. Irvin S. Cobb
humorous office political
A bureaucrat is a Democrat who holds some office that a Republican wants. Harry S Truman
humor worry rose
Why are they all staring?" demanded Albus as he and Rose craned around to look at the other students. "Don’t let it worry you," said Ron. "It’s me. I’m extremely famous. J. K. Rowling
humor years ideas
Now, you two – this year, you behave yourselves. If I get one more owl telling me you've – you've blown up a toilet or –" "Blown up a toilet? We've never blown up a toilet." "Great idea though, thanks, Mum.
humor dobby hats
Percy wouldn't notice a joke if it danced naked in front of him wearing one of Dobby's hats.
humor thinking toilets
Oh well... I'd just been thinking, if you had died, you'd have been welcome to share my toilet.
humor good-day hair
Mr. Moony presents his compliments to Professor Snape, and begs him to keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business. Mr. Prongs agrees with Mr. Moony, and would like to add that Professor Snape is an ugly git. Mr. Padfoot would like to register his astonishment that an idiot like that ever became a professor. Mr. Wormtail bids Professor Snape good day, and advises him to wash his hair, the slimeball.
humor funny-harry-potter ears
Holey? You have the the whole world of ear-related humor before you, you go for holey?
humor ill-health cynicism
Cynicism is humor in ill health. H. G. Wells
humorous average america
Unquestionably, there is progress. The average American now pays out twice as much in taxes as he formerly got in wages. H. L. Mencken
humor form pun
Puns are a form of humor with words. Guillermo Cabrera Infante
humor vulgarity-is sin
In some sort of crude sense, which no vulgarity, no humor, no overstatement can quite extinguish, the physicists have known sin; and this is a knowledge which they cannot lose. J. Robert Oppenheimer
humorous ive-learned minutes
You can get by on charm for about 15 minutes. After that, you better know something. H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
humorous brain division
I have never examined the subject of humor until now. I am surprised to find how much ground it covers. I have got its divisions and frontiers down on a piece of paper. I find it defined as a production of the brain, as the power of the brain to produce something humorous, and the capacity of percieving humor. Mark Twain
humorous stories kind
There are several kinds of stories, but only one difficult kind-the humorous.
humor years two
I wasn't worth a cent two years ago, and now I owe two million dollars.
humorous ophelia thee
But soft you, the fair Ophelia: Ope not thy ponderous and marble jaws, But get thee to a nunnery - go!
humorous modern inconvenience
... all the modern inconveniences ...
humorous ass harm
It is no harm to be an ass, if one is content to bray and not kick.
humorous years agony
I have attended operas, whenever I could not help it, for fourteen years now; I am sure I know of no agony comparable to the listening to an unfamiliar opera.
humorous names acting
...there isn't often anything in Wagner opera that one would call by such a violent name as acting.
humorous heart compassion
The humorist who invented trial by jury played a colossal practical joke upon the world, but since we have the system we ought to try and respect it. A thing which is not thoroughly easy to do, when we reflect that by command of the law a criminal juror must be an intellectual vacuum, attached to a melting heart and perfectly macaronian bowels of compassion.
humorous men justice
I'll tell you how I'd like to be remembered: As a black man who won the heavyweight title - Who has humorous and who never looked down on those who looked up to him - A man who stood for freedom, justice and equality - And I wouldn't even mind if folks forgot how pretty I was. Muhammad Ali
humorous bad-day europe
My wife loves Europe, but to me it's a bad day at a theme park. Jay Leno
humorous mean animal
Reconnecting to the animal means getting to a more sensitive, more artful and more humorous place in the psyche. James Hillman
humorous waiting canada
It seems that Canada's historic mission is to come to the selfless aid both of its friends and of complete strangers, and then, once the crisis is over, to be well and truly ignored. Canada is the perpetual wallflower that stands on the edge of the hall, waiting for someone to come and ask her for a dance. Kevin Myers
humor compliments-you pay
If you can't get a compliment any other way, pay yourself one.
humor sides good-nature
Humor is the good natured side of a truth.
humor forever literature
Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever.