Quotes about funny
funny president ifs
If she were a president, she'd be Baberham Lincoln. Garth Brooks
funny teacher witty
When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to pieces. Women go right on cooking. Gail Sheehy
funny witty humorous
I'm for whatever gets you through the night Frank Sinatra
funny food home-cooking
Life is a combination of magic and pasta. Federico Fellini
funny husband men
A man who is right by your side through everything makes you happy. But he can leave your side to make dinner once in a while! Faith Hill
funny orchestra
Someone came too sooner. Eugene Ormandy
funny orchestra three
Start three bars before something.
funny orchestra
Start at B. Yes. No. Yes. No.
funny play orchestra
Did you play? It sounded very good.
funny two orchestra
After two minutes after this time, and I am already there.
funny home orchestra
This is one bar you should take home.
funny orchestra
Something went wrong. It was correct when I studied it.
funny way orchestra
That's the way it was every time I studied it.
funny years confusion
There was confusion since I stood here 35 years ago.
funny orchestra praying
During the rests - pray.
funny orchestra faster
It has no rhythm, but it will because it's so much faster.
funny musical orchestra
I don't get into politics, general or musical, but just call me if you get jury duty. Even in New Jersey I was able to help somebody.
funny orchestra hot
It's hot as hell as can be.
funny perfect together
It is not together, but the ensemble is perfect.
funny mean orchestra
I wrote it the right way, so it was copied the wrong way right. I mean the right way wrong.
funny orchestra would-be
The notes are right, but if I listened they would be wrong.
funny trying orchestra
I was trying to help you, so I was beating wrong.
funny thinking orchestra
I am thinking it right but beating it wrong.
funny heart years
I told him he'd have a heart attack a year ago, but unfortunately he lived a year longer.
funny orchestra next
The next movement is still in the factory.
funny girlfriend thinking
Think of your girlfriend or boyfriend or whomever you want to.
funny orchestra tempo
Suddenly I was in the right tempo - but it wasn't.
funny trying orchestra
Why do you always insist on playing while I'm trying to conduct?
funny orchestra follow-me
Don't ever follow me, because I am difficult.
funny orchestra difficult
It is not as difficult as I thought it was, but it is harder than it is.
funny orchestra watches
Watch me closely - only one can spoil it.
funny mean orchestra
I don't mean to make you nervous, but unfortunately I have to.
funny orchestra bass
More basses, because you are so far away.