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funny humorous mind
I have made up my mind that I must have money, Pa. I feel that I can't beg it, borrow it, or steal it; and so I have resolved that I must marry it. Charles Dickens
funny morning self
All knives and forks were working away at a rate that was quite alarming; very few words were spoken; and everybody seemed to eat his utmost, in self defence, as if a famine were expected to set in before breakfast-time to-morrow morning, and it had become high time to assert the first law of nature. Charles Dickens
funny death witty
He would make a lovely corpse. Charles Dickens
funny kings humorous
It is an old prerogative of kings to govern everything but their passions. Charles Dickens
funny people literature
Although a skillful flatterer is a most delightful companion if you have him all to yourself, his taste becomes very doubtful when he takes to complimenting other people. Charles Dickens
funny christmas xmas
Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home! Charles Dickens
funny law people
If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers. Charles Dickens
funny marriage wedding
Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner. Charles Caleb Colton
funny age fifty
I'm aiming by the time I'm fifty to stop being an adolescent. Charles Caleb Colton
making-love praying cursing
You're always cursing, you're always praying and you're always making love. It ain't do-re-mi-fa-so-la-ti-do. Carlos Santana
making-love risk want
At every concert I leave a lot to the moment. I must have the unexpected, the unforeseen. I want to risk, to dare. I want to be surprised by what comes out. I want to enjoy it more than the audience. That way the music can bloom anew. It's like making love. The act is always the same, but each time it's different. Arthur Rubinstein
making-love hedgehogs doe
A hedgehog? And just how does a hedgehog make love?" he demanded. No, I thought. I won't. I will not. But I did. "Very carefully," I replied, giggling helplessly. So now we know just how old that one is, I thought. Diana Gabaldon
making-love duration hammocks
Stardom is like making love in a hammock - a happy experience but one of uncertain duration. David Niven
making-love cracks chemistry
Chemistry can be a good and bad thing. Chemistry is good when you make love with it. Chemistry is bad when you make crack with it. Adam Sandler
making-love photographer
When I make a picture, I make love. Alfred Stieglitz
making-love
Words make love with one another. Andre Breton
making-love trying fax
Disco is funky when you take one record at a time. It's just that they narrowed it down to one beat to try to corner the market on a particular music. And when you do that with rhythm - talk about something that will get on your nerves. Try to make love with one stroke. Somebody will tell you to fax it in. George Clinton
making-love bears absence
He couldn't bear to live, but he couldn't bear to die. He couldn't bear the thought of he making love to someone else, but neither could he bear the absence of the thought. And as for the note, he couldn't bear to keep it, but he couldn't bear to destroy it either. Jonathan Safran Foer
oscars comedy wilde
I love physical comedy. I love Oscar Wilde, I love Shakespeare comedies, I love improv. Elizabeth Banks
oscars sacred
We know how sacred the Oscars are. But we said, what the heck. Steve Box
oscars would-be bathtubs
Gee, this isn't like I imagined it would be in the bathtub. Dianne Wiest
oscars golden kim
For any of you who don't know, the Golden Globes are just like the Oscars, but without all that esteem. The Golden Globes are to the Oscars what Kim Kardashian is to Kate Middleton. A bit louder, a bit trashier, a bit drunker, and more easily bought. Ricky Gervais
oscars let-me grammy
I've won several Emmys, a Tony and a Grammy, so maybe somebody will let me have an Oscar, and then I'll have a full set. Dick Van Dyke
oscars turns
I'm not going to turn down an Oscar, but I'm not strategizing for one. Brett Ratner
oscars would-be deals
I never dreamed I would be producing the Oscars. That was a huge deal for me. Brett Ratner
oscars condom enjoy
Fear is the condom of life. It doesn't allow you to enjoy things. Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu
oscars golden gloves
Even if I hadn't have been nominated for an Oscar, to have won the Golden Glove was just fantastic. Brenda Blethyn