Famous Quotes & Sayings

Jarome Iginla

That one wasn't so funny because he got hurt.

Michael Showalter

You really have no idea whether or not what you're writing is funny. In stand-up and sketch comedy, you know right away and you can make your changes accordingly.

Drake Bell

They're wholesome, and really actually funny. It's not like you turn it on and it's kids throwing pies in each other's faces. There's actually validity to the work.

Jim Calhoun

They've always been a team right on the edge. It's been a team that's given us very tight games at times. Other times, we've scored 123 points. It's been a funny series.

Christopher Walken

They are funny and also they're funny together. They're a very good team. I wouldn't be surprised if they made more movies together.

There must be millions of people all over the world who never get any love letters . . . I could be their leader.

They're probably going to look more like Yahoo. It's funny, because for the longest time, Yahoo wanted to be AOL. Now it's probably the other way around.

Billy Joel

There's an old man sitting next to meMaking love to his tonic and gin.

Kym Whitley

I've always wanted to work with children, to help people, and to be funny.

Chris Parnell

'Saturday Night Live' is a very particular beast. What it celebrates are individuals who can stand out. I did good work there, but going onstage and saying, 'Hey! Hey! Look at me! Aren't I funny?' - that just wasn't my instinct.

Howard Stern

Saturday Night Live' has ceased to be funny. And for a long time... I've heard a lot of people say this... it's not just me...but that 'Saturday Night Live' is not sort of happening and maybe it's time for an alternative.

Janeane Garofalo

I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is always half-empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth.

Jane Pauley

This may sound funny, but as much as the 'Today' show matured me, it also was something of a cocoon. I'd been happy there. I never went into the boss's office and pounded my fist on the desk, saying, 'Give me more money! Give me a prime-time show!'

Ethan Hawke

The kindest compliments I have ever heard are when cops tell me Training Day and Assault on Precinct 13 inspired them to become cops. The funniest compliments I have ever heard are when people tell me that 'I love your band Sugar Ray.

Errol Flynn

It isn't what they say about you, it's what they whisper.

Errol Flynn

My problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my net income.

Ernesto Sábato

The first time I passed through the country (Switzerland) I had the impression it was swept down with a broom from one end to the other every morning by housewives who dumped all the dirt in Italy.

Ernest Thompson Seton

Not Carnegie, Vanderbilt, and Astor together could have raised money enough to buy a quarter share in my little dogs.

Ernest Shackleton

Men Wanted for Dangerous Expedition: Low Wages for Long Hours of Arduous Labour under Brutal Conditions; Months of Continual Darkness and Extreme Cold; Great Risk to Life and Limb from Disease, Accidents and Other Hazards; Small Chance of Fame in Case of Success.

Ernest Bevin

If you open that Pandora's Box you never know what Trojan 'orses will jump out.

Cassandra Clare

That sounds terrific, thought Cary, just you, your comatose wife your shell-shocked son, and your daughter who hates your guts. Not to mention that your two kids may be in love with each other. Yeah, that sounds like a perfect family reunion.

Cassandra Clare

If you were half as funny as you think you are, you'd be twice as funny as you are now.

Caroline Rhea

Before we got engaged, he never farted. Now it's a second language.

Caroline Rhea

Someone told me that when they go to Vermont, they feel like they're home. I'm that way at Saks.

Carmelo Anthony

I think I'm the most underrated superstar that's out there, but that doesn't matter to me.

Kai Ryssdal

The funny thing is, I really feel it if I don't run. I start getting sluggish, and I feel like I need to do it. That's how I know that the workouts are working - I miss them if I don't have them.

Kirby Bliss Blanton

I hear that I'm funny, and I think I'm funny, but I go in all the time for multicam, and they say that I'm not big enough, or I'm too big. I'm so confused. Okay, well, I'm funny in real life.

Eva Gabor

I believe in loyalty. When a woman reaches an age she likes, she should stick with it.

Cassandra Clare

Other crack teams get bat boomerangs and wall-climbing powers; we get Aquatruck.

Muriel Spark

We often laughed at others in our house, and I picked up the craft of being polite while people were present and laughing later if there was anything to laugh about.

Mo Williams

The way he was playing, he probably could have scored on Jesus.

Mo Williams

I'm no different than any other expendable player.

Moby

Better a loving single-parent family than a 'conventional' family where the parents hate each other and the father is a demagogue.