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funny pain philosophy
I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain. Carol Leifer
funny men humans
It was a mixed marriage. I'm human, and he was a Klingon. Carol Leifer
funny waiting almost-done
Ask her to wait a moment I am almost done. Carl Friedrich Gauss
funny patience humor
Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding. Agnes Repplier
funny women humor
Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals. Agnes Repplier
funny sarcastic war
History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives. Abba Eban
funny marriage witty
Banks have a new image. Now you have 'a friend,' your friendly banker. If the banks are so friendly, how come they chain down the pens? Alan King
funny-inspirational integrity technology
Most software today is very much like an Egyptian pyramid with millions of bricks piled on top of each other, with no structural integrity, but just done by brute force and thousands of slaves. Alan Kay
funny girl humor
All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl. Charlie Chaplin
hater fun waste
If you don't like me, why do you waste your time making fun of me? Chad Anderson
haters lawn sean stop wanna wearing
Haters wanna stop my lute,they don't want me wearing Sean John, they want me wearing lawn suits. Diddy Puff
hater tree ifs
If you're not a tree hugger, then you're a what, a tree hater? Douglas Coupland
hater famous-love inspirational-love
Hate is too great a burden to bear.... Coretta Scott King
hater sorry people
I only feel sorry for weak people. And mostly what I've come to find is that the weak people are the ones that are the haters. R. Kelly
hater trying believer
I'm not really concerned with trying to turn haters into believers. Kreayshawn
hater fear roots
Fear of something is at the root of hate for others, and hate within will eventually destroy the hater. George Washington Carver
hater lying sucessful
Behind every sucessful person lies a pack of haters Eminem
hater remember hate-you
Remember what I told you. If they hated me, they will hate you. Sinead O'Connor
scream company ifs
If the value of a company doesn't just scream out at you, it's too close. Charlie Munger
screaming yelling
Now there's a lot of yelling and screaming and hollering. Felix Silla
scream
I didn't like Scream too much. I thought Scream 2 was better. George Romero
scream
We didn't' give 'em enough to scream about. Curtis Granderson
screaming slapping water
We we charging in ... slapping the water and screaming at the shark: 'Hey, no, no, no. David Bryant
screaming
There are not a lot of screaming opportunities out there. Scott Berry
screaming trying yelling
He wasn't screaming and yelling at me and cussing me. We were trying to get it solved. That's all we were doing. David Pollack
screamed spit
He was spit on; he was beaten; he was screamed and hollered at. Billy Martin
screaming
He was screaming in agony, and there was nothing we could do. Joseph Jackson