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funny humorous mind
I have made up my mind that I must have money, Pa. I feel that I can't beg it, borrow it, or steal it; and so I have resolved that I must marry it. Charles Dickens
funny morning self
All knives and forks were working away at a rate that was quite alarming; very few words were spoken; and everybody seemed to eat his utmost, in self defence, as if a famine were expected to set in before breakfast-time to-morrow morning, and it had become high time to assert the first law of nature.
funny death witty
He would make a lovely corpse.
funny kings humorous
It is an old prerogative of kings to govern everything but their passions.
funny people literature
Although a skillful flatterer is a most delightful companion if you have him all to yourself, his taste becomes very doubtful when he takes to complimenting other people.
funny christmas xmas
Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home!
funny law people
If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers.
funny marriage wedding
Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner. Charles Caleb Colton
funny age fifty
I'm aiming by the time I'm fifty to stop being an adolescent.
hater fun waste
If you don't like me, why do you waste your time making fun of me? Chad Anderson
hater tree ifs
If you're not a tree hugger, then you're a what, a tree hater? Douglas Coupland
hater famous-love inspirational-love
Hate is too great a burden to bear.... Coretta Scott King
haters lawn sean stop wanna wearing
Haters wanna stop my lute,they don't want me wearing Sean John, they want me wearing lawn suits. Diddy Puff
hater people want
When people don't want the best for you, they are not the best for you. Gayle King
hater fear roots
Fear of something is at the root of hate for others, and hate within will eventually destroy the hater. George Washington Carver
hater lying sucessful
Behind every sucessful person lies a pack of haters Eminem
hater hurt hate-me
Hate hurts the hater more'n the hated. Madeleine L'Engle
hater respect animal
Animals don't hate, and we're supposed to be better than them. Elvis Presley
scream company ifs
If the value of a company doesn't just scream out at you, it's too close. Charlie Munger
screamed
She screamed all the way up and I screamed all the way down.
screaming
There are not a lot of screaming opportunities out there.
scream type
I would love to do a 'Scream'-type movie. Abigail Breslin
screaming yelling
Now there's a lot of yelling and screaming and hollering. Felix Silla
scream
I didn't like Scream too much. I thought Scream 2 was better. George Romero
screamed threw
I was confident. I just screamed back then - I threw myself into it. Keith Miller
screaming trying yelling
He wasn't screaming and yelling at me and cussing me. We were trying to get it solved. That's all we were doing.
scream top
I got to scream 'vagina' at the top of my lungs. Kathy Najimy